Iran Discovers Pigeon Platoon
Iran has discovered a platoon of pigeons operating near a central Iranian nuclear weapons peaceful-purposes plant:
Face it, Iran will interrogate them, torture them, and then execute them. Goodbye, our feathered comrades. I will not rest until you all come home.
This devastating defeat comes on the heels of last year's capture of a squad of squirrels:
I just hope these failures won't affect our next invasion force:
Authorities in Iran nabbed two birds believed to be “spy pigeons” near the country’s contentious nuclear facility, the Agence France-Presse reported Monday.
Both pigeons were caught near the city of Natanz, which is home to Iran’s uranium enrichment plant, AFP reported. Both had metal rings and invisible strings attached to them.
A source declined to mention what will happen to the pigeons now that they’ve been caught.
Face it, Iran will interrogate them, torture them, and then execute them. Goodbye, our feathered comrades. I will not rest until you all come home.
This devastating defeat comes on the heels of last year's capture of a squad of squirrels:
I just hope these failures won't affect our next invasion force:
