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HuffPo Writer Goes Nutters

By DMartyr · Thursday, October 30. 2008 07:14
Ah, the compassionate liberal left...

Huffington Post writer gets pissed, someone pays...

BOYNTON BEACH — Carol Anne Burger killed her former lover by stabbing her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then took pains to hide her crime, police said Wednesday.

Jessica Kalish, who shared a house with Burger despite breaking up with her more than a year ago, was found last Thursday stuffed in the backseat of her gun-metal BMW sedan, abandoned behind a medical office at 2300 S. Congress Avenue. Her blood was splashed around the rear end and undercarriage of the car, as if her killer had tried to load her into the trunk. The driver-side window was shattered.


Why would someone who claims to embrace the "hope" and "change" of the Obamessiah's cult party do such a thing?! Well, I imagine this would do it (emphasis mine):

Burger, a 57-year-old writer, did yoga, had a fondness for Shark Week on the Discovery Channel and preferred to watch musicals in theaters with Dolby Sound. She recently stopped drinking coffee. She thought Jackson Browne's For a Dancer was good to listen to when you were sad, and she refused to take anti-depressants despite her relationship problems with Kalish.


Since I voted early, I'll be testing my theory this weekend. Yoga mat, check. Shark Week DVD, check. "My Fair Lady" musical, check. Decaffeinated coffee, check. Jackson Browne's "For a Dancer" CD (for backup), check. Phillips-head screwdriver, check.

If I don't make it back on Monday, I'll miss you guys.
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captainfish on 2008-10-30 21:35 #1
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't forget.. that musical has to be in DOLBY!!!!

so, they broke up more than a year ago but still lived together? And, all the yoga and clean living didn't help her murderous rages??

Sad. So much for change. At least she will get the help she needs in the reeducation camps built by liberals. I hope.
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Jeff Goldsmith on 2008-11-26 03:15 #2
*You're SICK. I'm a friend of the woman who was murdered. Real human beings suffered and died here, and their politics had nothing to do with it. But you're such a self-righteous ideologue that you can't miss a chance to score a political point. You'll roast in hell.
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