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Are You A Terrorist?

Are you:

1.) a citizen of the U.S.?

2.) a Republican?

3.) white?

4.) a legal gun owner?

5.) a defender of the United States Constitution?

6.) a supporter of the military?

7.) a U.S. military veteran?

8.) unemployed?

9.) against abortion or same-sex marriages?

10.) against illegal immigration?

If you answered YES to any of the above, then B. Hussein Obama's Department of Homeland Security considers YOU the next terrorist threat to America!

That's right. According to B.O., there is no Islamic terrorist threat in the United States.

It's the red-blooded, American patriots who pose the greatest threat. The Department of Homeland Security has "no specific information" that any acts of violence by the above listed citizens will occur, but B.O. has an eye on you, just in case.

Atlas Shrugs has more.


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Jason on 2009-04-13 10:54 #1
*I'm amazed at how the dems follow this guy like Lemmings over the cliff, his reckless and dangerous policies and nutty ideas like the one you've referenced have caused more damage to this great country in a few short months than Clinton did in 8 yrs.
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Cargosquid on 2009-04-13 15:41 #2
*Yes to all ten.

Hey, my radio just stopped working. There's a black helo
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DMartyr on 2009-04-13 16:21 #3
*Well, Cargosquid, that makes you worse than Osama bin Laden!

Watch out, they're coming to get you!
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upyernoz on 2009-04-14 17:07 #4
*actually the funniest thing about this whole hubbub is how when the u.s. government publishes a report about the threat of domestic terrorism, so many rightwing bloggers thinks they're talking about the conservative movement!

once again, i read a dozen sites where liberals point and laugh at the stupidity of rightwing bloggers, and then i come here and see good old DMartyr jumping on that particular bandwagon. sometimes you guys are beyond parody.
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desertdweller on 2009-04-15 07:57 #5
*9 out of 10. Good thing I live in a P.O. Box...
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desertdweller on 2009-04-15 08:34 #6
*"DHS has no specific information that domestic right-wing terrorists are currently planning acts of violence, but right-wing extremists may be gaining new recruitments by playing on their fears about several emerging issues," Kuban said.

upyernoz - This administration couldn't find the nose on its own face, much less a terrorist. If you think conservative blogs are outraged about investigations of "right wing extremists" you're missing the point.

The real outrage is over Nappy's creating a crisis over vague accusations, unsourced perceptions, questionable foreign opinions and a litany of issues DHS attempts to turn into into the oogey-boogey man.

Homeland Security no longer holds any hope as an apolitical entity responsible for our true home land security. Credibility is being blasted to hell by the Obama administration by turning DHS into a political tool. There's the outrage.
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DMartyr on 2009-04-15 09:26 #7
*The White responded to this report by saying: "The President is focused not on politics but rather taking the steps necessary to protect all Americans from the threat of violence and terrorism regardless of its origins..."

upyernoz, and the joke is :

When that origin is islam, Americans are not protected because, after all, 'we are not at war with islam'.
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upyernoz on 2009-04-15 09:31 #8
*i'm shocked shocked to learn that DMartyr sees everything through his bizarre anti-islam lense.

i note that he didn't respond to my earlier comment explaining why it makes him look so stupid to anyone outside his crazy bubble:

http://snappedshot.com/archives/3732-The-Best-of-Mohammeds-Teachings.html#c10107
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DMartyr on 2009-04-15 15:44 #9
*Whatever, upyernoz. I have yet to have one of you "all religions have their extremists" piglets explain why islam disproportionately has more "extremists" than any other religion combined.

Oh, wait, they don't! In islam, an "extremist" is a "peaceful" muslim. The majority are the 'normal' muslims.

(http://snappedshot.com/archives/3746-Minority.html)

And, if you don't like my "anti-islam lense" (I prefer to call it the 'anti-pigshitmuhammad lense') screw off. Take your pedophile-loving views elsewhere. No one forces you to read these, and you certainly haven't EVER disputed any of my posts. Like most muhamamdans, you think stooping to childish name calling somehow makes your argument valid.

Funny, even islam's 'profit' muhammad used to get flustered and hurl insults at people wouldn't submit it him. But, since that pedophile is your perfect example, I'm not surprised...
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upyernoz on 2009-04-15 16:03 #10
*"I have yet to have one of you 'all religions have their extremists' piglets explain why islam disproportionately has more 'extremists' than any other religion combined.

Oh, wait, they don't! In islam, an "extremist" is a 'peaceful' muslim. The majority are the 'normal' muslims."

yeah, they don't. you simply don't want to believe it, which is fine with me. all i was pointing out is that to anyone who doesn't already share your biases, you come across looking rather stupid. you can take my advice or leave it. but that doesn't make you look any less moronic than the people i see on jihadist message boards ranting about how violent and inhuman christianity is. from where i stand, you come across just as nuts as them.

"ake your pedophile-loving views elsewhere. No one forces you to read these, and you certainly haven't EVER disputed any of my posts. Like most muhamamdans, you think stooping to childish name calling somehow makes your argument valid."

now that's hilarious! first you call me "pedophile-loving" and then you accuse ME of name calling? i haven't called you names. i didn't say you ARE stupid (i don't know you, how can i know that), but rather i noted that what you write makes you look stupid to people like me--which happens to be true. but maybe that's too complex of a distinction for you to understand. oh well. i'm just trying to help out.

if you're wondering why i come here it's because:

(1) i actually like mr. ledbetter. i don't quite understand why he lets the fruitcakes run most of his farm here. but while we disagree on a lot of stuff, he seems to be fairly intelligent and is able to engage in a coherent discussion with people who disagree with him.

(2) you and cap'n are just funny to watch. frankly, so long as you two are the voice of the modern conservative movement, i don't think liberals like me have anything to worry about. you're doing a fine job marginalizing yourself. which is why i find it so fun to read your work.

oh, and i'm not a muslim (or "mohamadan" if you're committed to the 18th century term that was later dumped after europeans realized that it was based on a misunderstanding of the religion). i thought we went through that already! i'm an atheist who was raised jewish.

given your usual writing style, i guess it's not surprising that you would base your comments to me on a sloppy wrongheaded guess about who i am and where i'm coming from. that's all part of the fun!
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DMartyr on 2009-04-15 16:29 #11
*Are you serious? You honestly believe "extremists" in islam number no more than "extremists" in other religions?

How many acts of terrorism have been committed in ... say... the last ten years, by muslim "extremists" compared to all other religions combined?

muslims make up 20% of the world population. That means if more than 20% of all religious violence is committed by muslims, you lose.

Let's have some facts. Put up the numbers, if you dare.

As for you being a 'muhammadan', if it looks like a pig, oinks like a pig, and it acts like a pig... well, you know the rest. ;-)
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DMartyr on 2009-04-15 16:32 #12
*BTW, since you make the claim that "extremists" in islam are no more numerous than the "extremists" in other religion (which is very few - certainly a small minority), why don't you tell us which from the list is the small minority of "extremists" in this post:

http://snappedshot.com/archives/3746-Minority.html

Shouldn't be hard, I've made quite a list. Just point out the "extremist" and we'll all know the rest are "normal" muslims.
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upyernoz on 2009-04-15 16:48 #13
*"Are you serious? You honestly believe 'extremists' in islam number no more than 'extremists' in other religions?"

i'm not sure if anyone knows how to measure that. first, the definition of extremist is going to vary a lot from person to person. and then there's the question of how we count violent people who happen to be a member of a religion but who don't overtly cite religion as their reason for being violent (i note that you often attribute violence to islam just because someone is from a muslim background. by that logic, jeffrey dahmer is a violent christian extremist)

what i am saying is that there are violent crazy people in all religions and that you seem to apply a criteria for finding violence and craziness in islam that you don't apply in any other direction.

"How many acts of terrorism have been committed in ... say... the last ten years, by muslim "extremists" compared to all other religions combined?"

see above, but also there's a problem of defining what is "terrorism". traditionally "terrorism" is defined as violence against civilians by irregular (i.e. not official military) groups for the purpose of advancing political or military goals. however, people use the word "terrorist" on all kinds of things that don't fit the usual definition. for example, attacks against u.s. forces in iraq are often referred to as "terrorism" even though they are non-civilians and thus doesn't meet the usual definition. another example, police forces are usually considered to be "civilian", that is blowing up police stations is considered terrorism. that's what it is called whenever a police station is bombed in iraq by insurgents. however, when police stations in gaza were blowing up last january, they were referred to as non-civilian.

because of people play fast and loose with the definition of terrorism, there's a tendency to attribute any violence by muslims as "terrorism" and any violence against muslims as non-terrorism. so if you're looking at how these attacks are treated by people like you, the deck is hopelessly stacked against muslims. in essence, it is a fix.

but getting back to your question: before the iraq war, the region of the world with the highest incident of terrorism was latin america, largely because of the drug-related violence and kidnapping. if you're talking about suicide bombings, by far the greatest incidence over the past few decades has been in sri lanka. the hindu tamil tigers invented the practice of packing individuals with bombs to blow themselves up and had already done hundreds of those operations before the practice migrated to the middle east in the 1990s.

"As for you being a 'muhammadan', if it looks like a pig, oinks like a pig, and it acts like a pig... well, you know the rest."

fair enough. that's just more evidence that you don't know much about islam.
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upyernoz on 2009-04-15 16:55 #14
*"BTW, since you make the claim that "extremists" in islam are no more numerous than the "extremists" in other religion (which is very few - certainly a small minority), why don't you tell us which from the list is the small minority of "extremists" in this post:

http://snappedshot.com/archives/3746-Minority.html"

let's see, you're talking about the actions of the most fringe minority in the entire muslim world, a group that isn't just fringe in terms of the 1 billion muslims in the world, but doesn't even control most of afghanistan. but where they do control, it's undeniably awful.

but what does that have to do with any other muslim who is not living under the domination of taliban fanatics? (i.e. almost all of the muslims in the world)

what you're doing is just like what crazy muslims were doing after the virginia tech massacre, pointing at that and claiming that somehow means that christians across the world are crazy violent murders. what you're doing here is not a rational argument. which is why i think it makes you look stupid.
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DMartyr on 2009-04-15 17:25 #15
*It isn't that hard to determine. But you did a nice job beating around the bush.

Terrorism - we'll define it here as acts of violence intentionally targeting civilians

religious terrorism - acts of violence intentionally targeting civilians in the name of religion and/or god, to promote a religion, to avenge a perceived religious insult, or as persecution of a different religion or lack of.

Now, muslims have committed over 13,000 acts of terrorism since 9/11. Your turn. List the acts of religious terrorism committed by any other religion.

BTW, I know more about islam than most muslims. You don't want to go there. Islamic terrorism, beheadings, rape, child abuse, wife beatings, torture, genocide, deceit and all those other activities muslims gleefully participate in can be supported in the quran or hadith.

One quran verse justifies any behavior muhammad did or approved: 33:21

So, bring it. All I have to do is locate the hadith in which muhammad approved or participated in a behavior.
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upyernoz on 2009-04-15 17:42 #16
*"Now, muslims have committed over 13,000 acts of terrorism since 9/11."

where do you get that number from?

just last year there were over 5,000 killings of civilians by paramilitary drug gangs in mexico. that's just mexico. and it doesn't count the kidnappings or other acts of violence that didn't result in death.

when you add in terrorism in other latin american countries, i wouldn't be surprised if it exceeded 13,000 just last year! i don't even have to go back over nine years to get numbers like that. as i said above, latin america historically is the region with the highest incidents of terorrism.

catholics must be crazy violent people, eh?

"BTW, I know more about islam than most muslims."

that's a patently absurd statement. seriously, are you trying to convince me you're a moron? if an iranian who spent his entire life in iran came up to you and said "i know more about your home town than you do", you would conclude that the guy is a lunatic.

honestly, i don't think you've ever met a real live muslim. or at least you've never had a serious talk with a muslim about his/her religion. i'm also willing to bet that you've never been to a muslim country. one of my favorite things to do when i travel to other countries (especially in the developing world) is to ask people what they think america is like. the answers i get are almost always bizarre, and sometimes quite hilarious. and yet, so many foreigners fancy themselves as experts about this country.

that's what you seem like to me. you're hung up on crap that you've read about islam on anti-muslim web sites. isn't it rather obvious that the absolute worst way to learn about a religion is from a source that is against that religion? seriously, if you read stuff like that uncritically, you just end up looking like an ignorant fool.
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desertdweller on 2009-04-15 18:33 #17
*"i'm not sure if anyone knows how to measure that."

It's easy. Just ask them: http://pewglobal.org/reports/display.php?ReportID=248


Since when are drug wars driven by some cult leader's written "angelic" revelations and doctrine? Just which book is that? And the goal of the drug lords is the establishment of a global government under the jurisdiction of drug lord law? Don't be so arcane. For that matter, you might point to the number of traffic deaths in the USA and say there's some evil scheme for auto makers to overthrow the American way of life.

All of that is irrelevant when it comes to Islam, whose professed purpose is Islamic Imperialism. These imperialists kill people for the simple reason that they don't follow Islam, and the leader of the cult said that is the way to be followed. Ever hear an Imam deny that? Have him read Ibn Ishaq.

What other "religion" demands death to apostates, when practiced in what is professed to be its purest form? If the "religion" is true, why fear apostates?

Yes, I know Muslims. Most are nice people. Some recite Arabic they don't understand -- after all, translations aren't accepted. Others gloss over the nasty bits, rationalizing these writings as insignificant. This doesn't excuse the religion, whose leaders are unwilling to accept moderation, as most Muslims I know will freely admit. Some are actively attempting reform. The cult of Islam will ultimately implode as it the core teachings are exposed to the light of day.
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DMartyr on 2009-04-15 18:36 #18
*Whatever, upyernoz.

I'm not going to keep going back and forth with you. You don't respond to anything. You just beat around the bush avoiding any actual commitment. You are too ignorant to argue any specific points like 13,000 DOCUMENTED islamic terrorist attacks (which, I have no doubt, you know is true, but you don't want to admit it.) You don't know anything about my involvement with muslims or islam but you think I don't know anything about either.

Whatever. I post about the thugs of islam, and you respond with BS. You never prove me wrong. That's seems to be a common method of "debate" with muhammadans. But that's okay. Muhammadans around the world are helpfully proving my case every day. I bet that irks the hell out of you. Just when you have someone believing "islam is peace", some savage, who almost ALWAYS happens to be muslim, slaughters an innocent.

13,000 deadly islamic terrorist attacks since 9/11.

You haven't even provided ONE by any other religion. Start listing if you have any integrity. Any religious act of terrorism as defined above. By the time you get to 12,999, I'm sure you islamic brethren will have committed many thousand more.
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upyernoz on 2009-04-15 20:36 #19
*okay, so i guess you have trouble understanding what i wrote.

first, i asked you where the 13,000 figure came from and you simply dodged the question. does that mean that you don't have a basis for that number? that's what it looks like to me

then, you completely igored what i said about how good terrorism stats are hard to get because people regularly play fast and loose with the definition of terrorism, especially when Muslims are involved. why did you ignore it? who knows? but my best guess is either that you didn't have a response or that my point went over your head. maybe both.

then you ignored the stats i gave you about Latin America, noting that there have been about as many acts of terrorism in that region just in the last year, that you attribute (in your dubious 13,000 stat) over the past eight and a half years. once again, you simply pretend that my point doesn't exist. I guess you didn't have a response to that either.

that's three point dodged! are you trying to look like your incapable of addressing what i'm actually saying, or is this all going over your head and you're not aware that you're even doing it?
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