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Happy Earth Day!!

By captainfish · Wednesday, April 22. 2009 18:56
Happy Earth Day everyone!!
Are you feeling a bit "green"-er today?

What? You aren't? Well, here are some self-worthy ideas that you can do to make the Earth live a bit longer. I know my efforts added another 12 seconds to man's existence.

1) Take extra long steps so that the steps/CO2 ratio increases thus reducing the overall amount of CO2 produced per step you take.

2) Quit your job. That way you don't have to drive to work using that human-killing car.

3) Lose that 400 pounds of extra weight you accumulated last Christmas. Your intake causes starving children in Darfur.

4) Hold every other breath. See Suggestion 1 as explanation.

Do you guys have any other Happy Earth Birthday Earth-Saving suggestions?
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