Pres Obama: The Compassionate
Recall that recently that I mentined that the US has lost 3 million jobs over the last 5 months? Make sure you bow down and give many thanks to Congress' and Pres Obama's vast stimulus plan, multiple bailout plans and the several direct federal refund checks for that. I mean, wasn't they who told us that without all that fake money being thrown at failing companies and paying for fat-cat CEO vacations that our economy and our nation would nearly vanish. Were we not basically led to believe that without giving bankrupt GM billions of dollars so that they can go bankrupt, that we would face utter economic devastation?
According to President One and Only, without all of that out-of-thin-air spending, our economy would be in the tanks right now. Thanks be unto him.
Well, at least he has a plan to lift us all out of Pres BUSH's (cough) morass.
According to President One and Only, without all of that out-of-thin-air spending, our economy would be in the tanks right now. Thanks be unto him.
Well, at least he has a plan to lift us all out of Pres BUSH's (cough) morass.
He says he has already created 150,000 jobs. I am sure those other 2,850,000 people will be happy to hear that.
Meanwhile, for those of you suffering from bankruptcies, loss of jobs, inability to feed your families, loss of homes and lifestyles, rest assured that Mr Compassion is there for you. He understands you and your pain.
In fact, HE is so understanding that he left the D-Day Memorial early in order to go golfing. See, he is spending YOUR money at a golf course in order to create jobs. Don't worry, he is thinking of you when he swings that special order golf club. Again. And again. I mean, he didn't even let the swine flu get in the way of his pro-America golf trips, why then should massive 9.4% unemployment get him down.
In fact, his golf outings each week, sometimes more often, are only done with thoughts of the unemployed in his heart. Like when he attends church each week.
And, you know that he is working SO hard for you that he is actually getting his whole family involved. His wife and daughters are so eager to volunteer for the needy that they leave their father figure and go elite Paris shopping for those special things that we unemployed Americans desperately need. Isn't this how you envisioned your recovery looking?
Nothing says, we understand your plight and are working hard to get this nation back on top of the world like shopping in Paris and weekly golfing trips on taxpayer's dime.
Meanwhile, for those of you suffering from bankruptcies, loss of jobs, inability to feed your families, loss of homes and lifestyles, rest assured that Mr Compassion is there for you. He understands you and your pain.
In fact, HE is so understanding that he left the D-Day Memorial early in order to go golfing. See, he is spending YOUR money at a golf course in order to create jobs. Don't worry, he is thinking of you when he swings that special order golf club. Again. And again. I mean, he didn't even let the swine flu get in the way of his pro-America golf trips, why then should massive 9.4% unemployment get him down.
In fact, his golf outings each week, sometimes more often, are only done with thoughts of the unemployed in his heart. Like when he attends church each week.
And, you know that he is working SO hard for you that he is actually getting his whole family involved. His wife and daughters are so eager to volunteer for the needy that they leave their father figure and go elite Paris shopping for those special things that we unemployed Americans desperately need. Isn't this how you envisioned your recovery looking?
Nothing says, we understand your plight and are working hard to get this nation back on top of the world like shopping in Paris and weekly golfing trips on taxpayer's dime.
