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The once great country of Great Britain, used to be feared and ruled the oceans. They had some of the biggest ships and biggest guns.

But then, the liberals took over. First they banned guns. Then the violent crazies came in. Now, no one can defend themselves from the crooks with guns.

However, after the guns were banned in order to keep people from dying, people were still dying for some reason. It would seem, that people intent on killing someone would use things other than guns. Which is very odd as no one ever died before guns were created by Republicans years ago during the time the USA was founded.

So, now that people are still dying at people's hands through the use of "pointy" things, awmakers will soon make ultimate decision that will save ALL lives.

The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.

The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.

[ED: please click on the link for a photo of the new and improved non-killable knives.]


Wait, this DOESN'T stop stabbings? A person can still be murdered if the stabbing manages to get a vein or artery, right? We got to stop that as well. How about we just ban all "pointy" things? But, at least no one can get hurt, right? I can predict: this will soon become a law soon and everyone will be safe from knives like they are from gun shots.

He said: “It can never be a totally safe knife, but the idea is you can’t inflict a fatal wound. Nobody could just grab one out of the kitchen drawer and kill someone.”


HUH?

Tell that to Daniel Pearl. Tell that to Nickolas Berg. Or the many other thousands who have been beheaded by the CHOPPING and SLICING action of murderous thugs and terrorists.

Only idiotic and shortsighted liberal thinking would actually believe that they can stop people from killing other people by simply taking the "pointy" ends from SHARP KNIVES.
 
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Thom on 2009-06-19 12:37 #1
*Take a breath - it's a kitchen knife designed to avoid accidents.
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captainfish on 2009-06-19 15:37 #2
*Then, take the sharpness out of it.

how often are you cut or made to bleed because of the pointy end of the kitchen knife? Or, is it during the act of chopping or slicing something?

This is just more liberal ideology gone wrong.
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Jose on 2009-06-23 10:50 #3
*For years there has been an on-going attempt to ban pointy knives in the UK.

These people need to get in touch with their roots, visit the Tower of London, and observe the swords used for beheadings. Far from being pointy, they look like big butter knives. Harmless? NOT!

Scroll down and see the example here:
http://www.worldknives.com/info/deutsches-klingenmuseum-german-blade-museum-58.html
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zak on 2009-06-29 03:11 #4
*But utopia IS possible, I tell me! See, you could use powerful lasers to cut your tofu-steak. Not pointy at ALL and even if you sever a limb with a laser, it will cauterize.

Then again, theres that monty python clip "Tennis, Anyone?".
So get real, all objects of any kind will eventually have to be removed from earth's reach. Probably all melted down in some C02-free process.
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