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Are You A Terrorist?

By DMartyr · Wednesday, June 17. 2009 22:15
Which of the following is an example of low-level terrorism?

— Attacking the Pentagon

— IEDs

— Hate crimes against racial groups

— Protests


My answer was "hate crimes against racial groups." I was wrong. The correct answer is "Protests."

According to a Department of Defense employees' exam, Americans who participate in protests are committing acts of terrorism.

Welcome to Obama's America.
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captainfish on 2009-06-17 22:59 #1
*I know this is not related, but it is ... related. (cough)

I know of these two guys at work. Worker A works hard and is a very talented and caring worker. Worker B is lazy, calls in fake-sick all the time, and is not dependable.

Worker A was fired the other day for "throwing a tantrum" and being "confrontational" when he remarked that the boss's plan was highly unrealistic and was not a way of getting the job done. Worker B, was "sick" that day, rarely does any of the work anyway, but continues to enjoy full employment.

As you can guess, no one likes the boss and he will soon lose a few other employees due to inability to run his division.

When boss brought these people in to his division from another division (but same work type), he demanded that they submit resumes to him. They were already working for him!!

He then had them read the software package's manual and then gave them a test on it. These personnel are HARDWARE PC TECHNICIANS. He gave them a test on how to enter data in the software.

Worker B turned in a blank test (as I would have as well to make a point). Worker A stayed up 2 days studying to do his best thinking that the test and other things were a sign that boss would only keep the best employee.

These PC Technicians are now required to "participate" in at least 3 accident investigations per month. These accidents are being controlled by Highway Patrol and\or local police authorities and he wants these techs to just walk up and start analyzing crash sites and interview Patrolmen on how they feel about using the software package onsite.

Yeah, I see this going far.
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DMartyr on 2009-06-18 07:49 #2
*Slight OT as well, but along the same lines as your post, Capt.

As I mentioned, I'm unemployed, looking for work. On my applications, there is a section that asks 'social' questions, such as criminal history, welfare history, race, ethnicity, etc.

I refused to answer the ethnicity/race/gender questions, which should not be applicable.

However, I thought it would be to my benefit to mark other items. I was proudly (and truthfully, btw) marking my criminal history as having none, never been on welfare, never collected food stamps, never been a drain on society.

Guess what? Turns out those things were HURTING my applications. Companies get tax breaks and government grants for hiring those people, but absolutely nothing for hiring qualified, law-abiding, self-supporting citizens.

The whole system is screwed up.
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JM on 2009-06-20 01:17 #3
*If protest = Terrorism, then MLK Jr. and Ghandi must have been terrorists. What absolute craziness.
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DMartyr on 2009-06-20 09:20 #4
*I've attended two tea parties. So I guess that makes me an ultra terrorist...
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Tang on 2009-06-21 12:32 #5
*The link to the DoD employees' exam is busted. Can you fix it?
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captainfish on 2009-06-21 20:20 #6
*Yeah, they have nixed the "exam". I guess it was leaked too soon. Wasn't due out till we separatists try and take over the socialist government.
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