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Duke Energy, the major power supplier for much of North Carolina, has announced its intention to raise electrical costs for its customers by over $500 million, due to increasingly likely micromanagement of the Green Sector (formerly known as our "energy production capability.") But hey, there's good news:—Customers stand to save a fortune once the rates go up:

“[W]e estimate that by participating in appropriate energy conservation programs, the average North Carolina residential customer (using 1,000 kWh a month) can save about $5 per month…”


500 million dollars divided by 4 million customers equals $125 that North Carolinians will be expected to add on to their already expensive power bills, per year.

In the midst of a massive economic downturn.

Fortunately for North Carolinians everywhere, Duke Energy (or rather, the Federal Department of Pointless Micro-Management) has outlined ways that customers can use to save $60 per year. Which amounts to less than half of the price hike (which, I will add again, is on top of already expensive bills).

"Going green" continues to be one of the biggest scams in the history of our nation. How much better must we feel to know that our government is the one that's scamming us?

Thanks to Steven.
 
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captainfish on 2009-06-18 22:24 #1
*Come on Brian. You are shallow and short-sided. If it was not for the Carolinians and others across this nation, Oklahoma City would not be getting a tax-free incentivized, massive sky-rise building by Duke Energy.

Meanwhile, Chesapeake Energy will be paying for the Orange County Choppers TV show to build a natural gas powered chopper.

I'm waiting for the nuclear powered bikes. Guess some people have some money.
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