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The Nefariousness of Zionist Balloons

By Brian C. Ledbetter · Monday, January 29. 2007 13:56
The balloons mentioned in earlier stories today have now officially made the photo wires, and as a result, we can start to piece together the nefarious Hebrew writing that is causing such unrest amongst the ignorant enlightened Muslim overlords:

In this photo released by the Hezbollah's media office, green balloons with Hebrew writings were found in the southern market town of Nabatiyeh, Lebanon Sunday, Jan. 28, 2007. Mysterious balloons drifting in from Israel to Lebanon are unnerving people, with some south Lebanon villagers reportedly feeling ill and authorities warning residents against touching them. Hebrew on the balloons reads 'Ha-Ir' which is the title of a Tel Aviv weekly magazine. (AP Photo/Hezbollah Media Office, HO)


A Lebanese municipality worker places a balloon with Hebrew writing, on the shore in the southern port city of Tyre, Lebanon, Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007. Mysterious balloons drifting in from Israel to Lebanon are unnerving people, with some south Lebanon villagers reportedly feeling ill and authorities warning residents against touching them. Hebrew on red balloon reads ' For Silvi, from all my heart.' (AP Photo)

Notice that the green and red ones in the background contain the horrific Zionist code-phrase, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

Tremble in fear, o ye Faithful of Allah!

Update: Leave it to Ace to bring on teh funneh. 99 Juden-balloons indeed! I can't believe I missed that connection!
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Ace of Spades HQ on 2007-01-29 17:41 #1290

Neun Und Neunzig Jude-Balloon

Ich denk' auf Juden und lassen fliegen... Lebanese Muslims panic at a strange invasion of colorful balloons bearing frightening Jew-scrabblings. Some Muslims complain of sickness due to the disease/chem weapons the balloons undoubtedly carry. Yeah. The secret Jew-Code has been...

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captainfish on 2007-01-29 18:11 #1
*OOHHHHH.. HAHAHHAAHAHAHAAA
WEEEEEEEEEE>>.. hahahahahaahahahahahahaha

Oh .. My.. God... I .... can't .... breathe !!!!

ooooohhhhh.. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAAA

The evil zionist plot to sell magazines and wish good will to their neighbors. And just think. It was not too long ago when people threw rotting diseased meat into the enemy's compounds. Guess we have not changed all that much, have we?
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Brian on 2007-01-29 18:28 #2
*What comes around, goes around, eh?

It's stories like this that make it such a joy for me to be an "evil Zionist!"

Regards,
Brian
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Attila (Pillage Idiot) on 2007-01-29 20:42 #3
*Ha-Ir just means "The City," a good name for a weekly magazine in a city.

But did you notice they were GREEN balloons? The color of Islam?
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captainfish on 2007-01-30 16:45 #4
*"But did you notice they were GREEN balloons? The color of Islam?"

Or..
The color of little imaginary Irish folken.

Or..
They screwed up the date of St. Patrick's Day.

Or..
They thought that Hezballah's motto was, "Its not easy being green."
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