Snapped Shot

.... and then unable to pray about it afterwards (while on the job).

Seriously. Recall all the news lately about Somali muslims and muslim workers in general demanding their religious times off and if that conflicted with American holidays then they could do without the American holidays.

Now there is a bit of a different take going on in Nebraska. It seems that their religious freedom (oh the irony of it all) is being hampered.
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Whoopi Goldberg fears becoming a slave again (like, she was ever one in the first place).

But fear not, Whoopi! Kind, unprejudiced, white liberals like Barbara Walters will take care of you! Why, they'll provide all the grits, collards and chicken you want, and they'll pay you a fair day's wage for all your hard cotton-picking plantation work!

But, bigoted, southern, white folk like myself won't. I'm too busy clinging to my guns & blogs to own slaves. And what Republican wants to deal with all that ACLU crap anyways? I'll pick my own damn cotton!

NewsBusters has the transcript of McCain demanding the re-institution of slavery while Whoopi shivers with fear that her past nightmares may again become a reality.

(Brian - Me en Bubbas goin' squirrel shootin' later, so I mightn't not be bloggin' fo a while, jus so you knows.)

Bogedy-boo!

It's going to be a while before I can sleep through the night again.

You might not have heard of Yasin Malik. It's not like he has the same star-power as a Britney Spears or a Sarah Palin, after all. Nevertheless, Mr. Malik is one of the leaders of the Kashmiri Muslim "separatist movement" known as the All-Parties Hurriyat Conference, home of the world-famous Islamic Rage Boy.

What makes Mr. Malik worthy of discussion this morning? Well, it would appear that there was another Hurriyat protest in Srinagar this morning. And, while our ever-talented ragemaster didn't seem to make it to the festivities, Yasin himself appears to have had a little brush with the law.

Here he is today, being ever-so-delicately carried off by his compatriots after being savagely beaten suffering no discernible damage by the police. Reuters describes it thusly:

Kashmiri Muslim men and Indian policemen carry injured separatist leader Yasin Malik during a protest in Srinagar September 12, 2008. Indian police used teargas and batons to disperse thousands of Muslim demonstrators who took to the streets in Kashmir's main city on Friday in fresh protests against New Delhi's rule in the disputed region. REUTERS/Danish Ismail (INDIAN-ADMINISTERED KASHMIR)

What makes this particularly amusing is how often Yasin seems to have problems in front of the cameras. For instance, he's been arrested on a number of occasions.

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Leave it to Israel to come up with the most inventive methods of crowd dispersal!

Human rights activists to protest in 3... 2... 1...

Israeli Police Unleash Putrid 'Skunk' Gas on Protesters

Palestinian protesters massed at a fence expected tear gas and rubber bullets; what they got instead was a putrid yellow wind, Israel's newest weapon against West Bank demonstrators.

The noxious mist, which Israeli police refer to as "skunk," was used for the first time earlier this month, when a truck-mounted cannon sprayed it over the heads of protesters, sending them racing down the hillside, retching and tearing off their shirts to try to escape the stench.

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The Israeli border police called on them to disperse through loudspeakers, warning them they were near a "closed military zone."

Then the skunk truck arrived, spraying a cloud of yellow mist and filling the air with the suffocating stench of feces and urine.

Personally, I would have gone with the scent of female pigs in heat, immediately followed by the release of a hundred angry boars. But that's just me...

So, I'm sitting here eating a Wendy's burger for breakfast (Yes, a burger. I bought it last night but didn't eat it then) and, as I'm tossing the bag in the trash, I noticed something odd:



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I swear, everybody's doing it these days.

Heck, this photo even made it to the front page of DayLife!

I miss out on all the fun, I tell ya...

... Won't it gome back soon?

Well, while evil dictator Pervez Musharraf didn't face impeaghment, he did resign, so I'm sure that radical Islamists such as these, who insist on continuing to butcher the English language, will certainly be looking at good times.

Good times. With nukes.

Quite a delightful Monday thought.

Update: The brothers Tanveer strike again. One wonders how long the editors at both wire agencies will continue to put up with such wanton duplication of their intellectual property (even if only via family ties).

Prior Performances: Imperealist, Bycott Bycott Bycott.

Why teach your children to read and write, when you can infuse them with the valuable life-long lessons of DEATH TO AMERICA?



[More pics of the little terror-tyke: 1, 2, 3, 4]

These guys ought to petition their flag-burnin' vendor for a full refund:



I suppose a mistake like this is understandable—After all, Hawaii has lovely beaches, and where would the world be without Alaska's excellent crabs?

I wonder if this bus drives the same route that Hussein's bus does?



No word on whether Metro will be unveiling this dashing new design on its buses yet.

From the continuing Communist protest against high gas prices—Because, as everyone knows, the only proven way to reduce prices is to walk around in the streets with a bunch of poorly-spelled signs—we see reference to Commonman, the world's most powerful superhero:



The Communist Party in India seems to be the world leader in Protest Sign Stinkage these days. That's okay, though—They make up for it by being somewhat better looking than their American counterparts.

Incidentally, I hear that giant frickin' muppets are twice as effective at lowering prices, in case anyone from CPI happens to be reading this site.

Blast from the past: I don't think Superman is going to take this challenge sitting down.

Or standing up on a sound stage, as the case may be.

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... Oh wait, you mean this sign isn't talking about my blog-mentor, Charles Johnson?



My bad!

I've long said that politicians lived in cesspools, but I had no idea how accurate that sentiment was.



The scum layer might get lonely if they leave, though.