Snapped Shot

For every yin, there is a yang. Or, as Poison (via Bill and Ted) famously pondered, for every rose there is a thorn.

Finally, for every Cheech, there is a Chong.

Except this guy seems to be missing his.

First person to find this guy a Chong in today's wire photo archive wins the Prize du Jour—A pat on the back, virtually!

Thanks to Eddiebear for this awesome find:



Too bad we can't have quality entertainment like this here in the United States without PETA showing up and ruining all the fun.

Some people just can't take a joke:

First of all, I’ll post my comment as a photographer, I’ll not speak about the boring Palestinian Israeli conflict.
It seems that u r so stupid to judge on our work, captions.. etc, because u r to lower than us in the way u think, we are professional photographers, controlled and monitored by professionals ISRAELI editors, so u need to knew that every word we put in the caption is True, Really True, So Stop u’re craps and have a life

What can I say? I'm jealous!

Be sure to read the rest of Aussie Dave's commentary at the link above. It's priceless, as always—Which is why he gets paid the big bucks!

Apparently, the "Reverend" Jim Sutter thinks that Snapped Shot is "hateful" in our criticism of Jim Sutter's Messiah—our Chosen One, the President-Elect whom rides high above above any amount of human criticism.

For a flashback, here's Captainfish's original commentary on the election—which I might add, isn't really all that offensive.

Anyway, that's not important, because when I found out how inflated Sutter's own background is, and the distinguished people in whose company we share, I think we just might wear this as a badge of honor.

Snapped Shot:—Genuinely Hateful, according to Disingenuous Hack.

Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

I heard through the grapevine a while ago that the anti-Israeli terror group Fateh had set up its own blogging platform, presumably because their pro-jihadi blogs have a nasty habit of disappearing from more reputable blog services. (Gee: I wonder why?)

When I first saw the announcement, I laughed about it to myself, and made a mental note of it for later use. It wasn't until now that I really started to ponder the kinds of fun one could have with a blogging service hosted by terrorists.

Yeah... needless to say, the possibilities are endless!



Let's just see how long this little sliver of entertainment lasts, shall we?

I'm in the process of posting every single image I can think of that would offend the sensibilities of your average terrorist. If you have anything you want to see up there, be sure to send it to me. Continue reading »

As the Break poster suggested, Vincent Dooley is the mother of all invention:


Vincent Yestinad Dooley?

As it happens, my middle name is Tinventor. Brian C T. Ledbetter, indeed.

Does that mean I qualify for the part?

While it's not as awesome as sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads, I am obligated to say that this little device comes in close second.



From henceforth, no single personal arsenal is complete without one of these little bad boys.

(h/t The Pat Dollard, who has some military-grade language to describe the sheer awesomeness of how awesome this invention is. It's like toys on Christmas, I tell ya!)

I've noticed a drop-off in traffic to the site over the past week, and the only thing I can think of that might've caused it is this little smackdown. Thusly, in an effort to boost my traffic to previous levels, I shall repost a classic from our friends over at TNOYF:

BARACK OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE FOUND!
Straight from the archives up on Mount Kilauea to your screen, I present the real Obama birth certificate. Continue reading »

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This brings back memories of a particular summer in Missouri:



It's the collective "D'ooooohhhhhh" that does it for me, incidentally.

On a related note—$2 million equipment should be treated as gingerly as humanly possible. In other words, not like this.

Also, this is how we solve problems in the South.

No, no, no—You're doing it all wrong, son:

In a followup to that last article, I figured I'd point out that variety shows have been rather successful in the past. Here's a clip from the one I have fond childhood memories of:



Hee Haw, which the big city critics absolutely hated, managed to attract a large audience, and remained on the air for over 10 years.

Rosie O'Donnell, who as far as I can tell, was given wide acclaim by these same big-city elites before the show even aired, couldn't make it past opening night.

One would think that the message there would be clear enough. If one assumed that there were any coke-unmolested brain cells in Hollywood, that is.

... is always this awesome.

Hey, whatever. What I was really looking for was a nice excuse to repost this fantastically awesome classic:

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely planning on seeing this movie when it comes out:



The action. The suspense. The danger of that infernal 999 looming over our heads.

(h/t Erik)