One Man's Hope For Forgiveness
You know, sometimes I feel remorseful for some things that I might say. Sometimes I even feel guilty for things I might think inside my right-winged nutjob brain.
And, because I am not of the Catholic persuasion, I have no one that I can turn to to relieve my grief. I, and people like me, have no one on this earth to seek guidance and forgiveness from.
But then, once in a lifetime, there comes along a person that changes the world. There comes a being so divine and so heavenly that people are drawn to his majestic aura. His presence in this world draws people to him. They seek his inspiration. They seek his guidance. They seek his assurance, forgiveness and judgment.
And, one way to know that this man is true is the way he provides for the sinful to contact him. Is it simple? Is it direct? Does it provide immediate relief?
Are you feeling depressed? Are you feeling like you have all the wrong answers? Do you feel like you have been spreading lies and misinformation?
Then you need to seek The ONE's forgiveness and guidance.
Just send a simple email to The ONE at "flag@whitehouse.gov". Confess your lies and your sins. Tell The ONE of your attempts to betray him. Be penitent on your knees while you tell the ONE of your attempts to deceive others around you with your gossip and hate. Tell him of the scandalous and nazi-like tactics you have incorporated to subdue the democracy of The ONE.
Come clean. For your country's sake. Do it for little Johnny.
Do it for yourself. I did.
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And, because I am not of the Catholic persuasion, I have no one that I can turn to to relieve my grief. I, and people like me, have no one on this earth to seek guidance and forgiveness from.
But then, once in a lifetime, there comes along a person that changes the world. There comes a being so divine and so heavenly that people are drawn to his majestic aura. His presence in this world draws people to him. They seek his inspiration. They seek his guidance. They seek his assurance, forgiveness and judgment.
And, one way to know that this man is true is the way he provides for the sinful to contact him. Is it simple? Is it direct? Does it provide immediate relief?
Are you feeling depressed? Are you feeling like you have all the wrong answers? Do you feel like you have been spreading lies and misinformation?
Then you need to seek The ONE's forgiveness and guidance.
Just send a simple email to The ONE at "flag@whitehouse.gov". Confess your lies and your sins. Tell The ONE of your attempts to betray him. Be penitent on your knees while you tell the ONE of your attempts to deceive others around you with your gossip and hate. Tell him of the scandalous and nazi-like tactics you have incorporated to subdue the democracy of The ONE.
Come clean. For your country's sake. Do it for little Johnny.
Do it for yourself. I did.
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