Snapped Shot - Your Protest Stinks

Muslims Quit Packing Meat After Learning They Were Touching Meat

nospam@example.com (captainfish) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:19:00 -0500

.... and then unable to pray about it afterwards (while on the job).

Seriously. Recall all the news lately about Somali muslims and muslim workers in general demanding their religious times off and if that conflicted with American holidays then they could do without the American holidays.

Now there is a bit of a different take going on in Nebraska. It seems that their religious freedom (oh the irony of it all) is being hampered.

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'Us White Folk Will Take Care Of You.'

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:20:03 -0500

Whoopi Goldberg fears becoming a slave again (like, she was ever one in the first place).

But fear not, Whoopi! Kind, unprejudiced, white liberals like Barbara Walters will take care of you! Why, they'll provide all the grits, collards and chicken you want, and they'll pay you a fair day's wage for all your hard cotton-picking plantation work!

But, bigoted, southern, white folk like myself won't. I'm too busy clinging to my guns & blogs to own slaves. And what Republican wants to deal with all that ACLU crap anyways? I'll pick my own damn cotton!

NewsBusters has the transcript of McCain demanding the re-institution of slavery while Whoopi shivers with fear that her past nightmares may again become a reality.

(Brian - Me en Bubbas goin' squirrel shootin' later, so I mightn't not be bloggin' fo a while, jus so you knows.)

Look! It's the Bogeyman!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:45:42 -0500

Bogedy-boo!

It's going to be a while before I can sleep through the night again.

Yasin Malik, the Shrinking Lilly of Kashmir

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:06:00 -0500

You might not have heard of Yasin Malik. It's not like he has the same star-power as a Britney Spears or a Sarah Palin, after all. Nevertheless, Mr. Malik is one of the leaders of the Kashmiri Muslim "separatist movement" known as the All-Parties Hurriyat Conference, home of the world-famous Islamic Rage Boy.

What makes Mr. Malik worthy of discussion this morning? Well, it would appear that there was another Hurriyat protest in Srinagar this morning. And, while our ever-talented ragemaster didn't seem to make it to the festivities, Yasin himself appears to have had a little brush with the law.

Here he is today, being ever-so-delicately carried off by his compatriots after ~~being savagely beaten~~ suffering no discernible damage by the police. Reuters describes it thusly:

Kashmiri Muslim men and Indian policemen carry injured separatist leader Yasin Malik during a protest in Srinagar September 12, 2008. Indian police used teargas and batons to disperse thousands of Muslim demonstrators who took to the streets in Kashmir's main city on Friday in fresh protests against New Delhi's rule in the disputed region. REUTERS/Danish Ismail (INDIAN-ADMINISTERED KASHMIR)

What makes this particularly amusing is how often Yasin seems to have problems in front of the cameras. For instance, he's been arrested on a number of occasions.

Each time in front of a camera.
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La Phew!

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:24:03 -0500

Leave it to Israel to come up with the most inventive methods of crowd dispersal!

Human rights activists to protest in 3... 2... 1...

Israeli Police Unleash Putrid 'Skunk' Gas on Protesters

Palestinian protesters massed at a fence expected tear gas and rubber bullets; what they got instead was a putrid yellow wind, Israel's newest weapon against West Bank demonstrators.

The noxious mist, which Israeli police refer to as "skunk," was used for the first time earlier this month, when a truck-mounted cannon sprayed it over the heads of protesters, sending them racing down the hillside, retching and tearing off their shirts to try to escape the stench.

[...]

The Israeli border police called on them to disperse through loudspeakers, warning them they were near a "closed military zone."

Then the skunk truck arrived, spraying a cloud of yellow mist and filling the air with the suffocating stench of feces and urine.

Personally, I would have gone with the scent of female pigs in heat, immediately followed by the release of a hundred angry boars. But that's just me...

Islamic Conspiracy #418

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:36:58 -0500

So, I'm sitting here eating a Wendy's burger for breakfast (Yes, a burger. I bought it last night but didn't eat it then) and, as I'm tossing the bag in the trash, I noticed something odd:

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YMC-AAaaarggh!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:19:35 -0500

I swear, everybody's doing it these days.

Heck, this photo even made it to the front page of DayLife!

I miss out on all the fun, I tell ya...

Prosperity

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:32:49 -0500

... Won't it gome back soon?

Well, while evil dictator Pervez Musharraf didn't face impeaghment, he did resign, so I'm sure that radical Islamists such as these, who insist on continuing to butcher the English language, will certainly be looking at good times.

Good times. With nukes.

Quite a delightful Monday thought.

Update: The brothers Tanveer strike again. One wonders how long the editors at both wire agencies will continue to put up with such wanton duplication of their intellectual property (even if only via family ties).

Prior Performances: Imperealist, Bycott Bycott Bycott.

Diversity in Action!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:54:00 -0500

Why teach your children to read and write, when you can infuse them with the valuable life-long lessons of DEATH TO AMERICA?

Activists of Pakistan's main fundamentalist Islamic party of Jamaat-i-Islami (JI) carry placards as they shout slogans during an anti-US rally in Lahore on July 15, 2008. Hundreds of Islamists held the rally against the US forces operations in Iraq and Afghanistan and demanded their withdrawal. (AFP PHOTO/Arif ALI) [Photo via Newscom]

[More pics of the little terror-tyke: 1, 2, 3, 4]

Death to America (Alaska & Hawaii Excluded)

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:45:00 -0500

These guys ought to petition their flag-burnin' vendor for a full refund:

"Death to Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, ..."

I suppose a mistake like this is understandable—After all, Hawaii has lovely beaches, and where would the world be without Alaska's excellent crabs?

All Aboard the Allah Bus

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:49:00 -0500

I wonder if this bus drives the same route that Hussein's bus does?

The babies on the bus go "wah wah wah."

No word on whether Metro will be unveiling this dashing new design on its buses yet.

Commonman to the Rescue

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:15:00 -0500

From the continuing Communist protest against high gas prices—Because, as everyone knows, the only proven way to reduce prices is to walk around in the streets with a bunch of poorly-spelled signs—we see reference to Commonman, the world's most powerful superhero:

Move over, Superman!

The Communist Party in India seems to be the world leader in Protest Sign Stinkage these days. That's okay, though—They make up for it by being somewhat better looking than their American counterparts.

Incidentally, I hear that giant frickin' muppets are twice as effective at lowering prices, in case anyone from CPI happens to be reading this site.

Blast from the past: I don't think Superman is going to take this challenge sitting down.

Or standing up on a sound stage, as the case may be.

Update: Dpud sends in some suggested superpowers for our new superhero via e-mail:
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That's Right, He Can Stay Forever

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:53:00 -0500

... Oh wait, you mean this sign isn't talking about my blog-mentor, Charles Johnson?

Charles will forever be the Chief Lizard, after all.

My bad!

I Hate Saletax Cess!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:14:00 -0500

I've long said that politicians lived in cesspools, but I had no idea how accurate that sentiment was.

Withdraw all of the politician-cess, too.

The scum layer might get lonely if they leave, though.

The Rising Costs of Idiocy

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:07:00 -0500

Here's yet more evidence of the decline of your average leftist protest material, provided this time by the Communist Party of India.

This one's wrong on so many levels. For starters, what is Dal-Sabzi-Roti? And seriously, who wouldn't be happy if it reduced the costs of death for the poor?

... And what's this got to do with the cost of tea in India?

After all, if dying is cheaper for the poor, it's cheaper for everyone.

Just Like You Bombed Art School

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:51:04 -0500

Yes, the United States regularly bombs the world with evil Zionist human rights!!!

Girls hold anti U.S. and anti Israeli posters as they chant slogans, Saturday, June 7, 2008, in Amman, Jordan, as the Islamic Action Front party, the largest opposition group, stages a protest against what they call a continued Israeli siege on Gaza.(AP Photo/Mohammad abu Ghosh)

After all—If we didn't do it, who would?

Surely, She Means Olmert

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:45:00 -0500

Considering that George W. Bush has zero control over the Israeli Defence Forces—Unless, of course, one believes that President Bush is responsible for the Vast Zionist Conspiracy™—I suspect that the Communist Party might need to fix up its protest materials a touch. I can't post the full picture, but here's the poster in question. Click on the highlight below to see the photo in full context:

She gets an "F" for e"f"fort.

How sad a day it is, when even Communist protestors fall victim to the homogenization of trans-national globalization; to one-size-fits-all, child-abusing mass production by low-wage paying ~~Communist dictatorships~~ Capitalist pigs!

If your average protest supply shop is this ill-stocked with low-quality Chinese goods, the proletariat doesn't stand a chance.

Guantanamo Bay Health Resort and Luxury Spa

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:08:00 -0500

Left-leaning humanitarian groups are constantly trying to tell us that we're somehow mistreating prisoners (read: terrorists) at Git'mo, but I've never seen conclusive proof of these allegations.....

Until now, that is.

[It's an AP photo, so you'll have to click over to see it.]

I reckon I ought to book a trip to Gauntanimo so I can shed the extra few pounds I've managed to collect from sitting here at Ye Office, huh?

Happy Nakba, Y'all!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:24:00 -0500

Peaceful pro-terrorist thoughts from the Islamic Republic of Peace, Love, and Iran.

As I mentioned yesterday, today is actually the day after this year's Nakba. But, as I also mentioned, there is still plenty of time for hilarity, as Friday is the traditional day of Muslim prayer, introspection, and carefully-coordinated rage. As promised, here are today's highlights—Shaken, not stirred; Linked, not embedded.

Jordan:
Darth Vader rages against Israel.
Your Average Hometown Hero.
Always against, never for.

Pakistan:
What don't they hate?
One sign, two photographers, three different angles. (And yeah, these guys aren't technically celebrating the Naqba in this shot, but this protest did turn into a Bash Israel-fest, as any good protest will.)
Remember: "Innocent" Muslims carry RPGs, too!
The banner reads: "[Happy] Down with America and Israel Day." That is what today is all about, isn't it? Incidentally, I think the correct translation would be "Death To ... Day."
More gentle culture—I reckon those are pretty fancy flying carpets, eh?

Egypt: (our Partners in Peace!)
Guess which coward's picture makes an appearance?

Palestinian Terror-tories:
Celebrating as only they can.

Brussels: (Yes, it's an Islamic city)
99 Luftballoons? I thought that was a German song!

Pamela over at Atlas Shrugs has embedded pictures here. I remember back when I could do that. Sniff...

I'll have more pics as I run across them. If you find any that I've missed (search here, here, and here), just drop 'em down in the comments.

Almost Nakba 2008: Israel is a Racits

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:58:00 -0500

When stealing mindless memes from leftist groups, it's always wise to check your spelling:

Israel is a racits and terrorist entity.

From the Caption: Arab demonstrators carry placards during a demonstration to mark the 60th anniversary of "Nakba" in Damascus May 15,2008. Thousands of people marked the 60th anniversary of "Nakba" or "catastrophe", commemorating when hundreds of thousands of Palestinians were expelled or fled from their homes in the war that led to the founding of Israel in 1948. REUTERS/Khaled al-Hariri (SYRIA)

I understand the mistake, of course. When one's rushing to parrot a leftist catchphrase in the latest Rageapalooza, little things like spelling do tend to fall to the wayside.

There are plenty of somber Nakba commemorations going on today, but you'll have to wait for tomorrow, the day of Islamic prayer and worship (and coordinated rage) to see the truly massive protests. I'll be watching the wires as usual, and hope to post links—Don't worry, Priti—to the best pictures of the day when they come across. [Ed.:—Today's officially the anniversary, it would seem. Not sure how that'll affect tomorrow. If past performance is any indication, there'll still be plenty of hilarity left for the wires, but we'll see...]

Exit Question: Did you know that Liberation of Palestine is a scared duty?

It was news to me, too!

Update: Glamour Shots: Palestine?

Update: Celebrate diversity.

This Is Real Picture

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:54:00 -0500

It's an AP Photo, so I can't show you the full thing. I'm kinda hoping that I can show you a heavily-cropped version, though. From the continued anti-Danish outrage in Pakistan, we learn what a real picture of Denmark looks like:

The resemblance is striking, ain't it?

Orig: A supporter of a radical Islamic group shouts slogans during a rally against an anti-Quran film made by a Dutch lawmaker and the Danish government for the republication in Danish newspapers of cartoons depicting Islam's Prophet Muhammad, Saturday, May 3, 2008 in Karachi, Pakistan. (AP Photo/Fareed Khan)

Priceless, as always. For those of you who are still keeping count, this makes for roughly three months of continual anti-Danish outrage in Pakistan.

Don't they have anything more constructive to do with their time over there?

If you're in the mood for some excellent Rage Runners-Up, be sure to keep reading beyond the fold!
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