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Britain's Channel 4 Laments The Treatment Of Muslims

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:53:08 -0500

Ignoring the victims of London's 7/7 bombing by Muslim terrorists, Channel 4 instead explores unreasonable anti-Muslim sentiment among the Infidels.

On the third anniversary of the London bombings, Britain’s Channel 4 screened an hour-long programme rhetorically titled “It Shouldn’t Happen to a Muslim” about the rise of anti-Muslim sentiment in the country since the fateful day on July 7, 2005 when four British-born Muslims of Pakistani origin blew themselves up on the London Underground killing 53 people in what, with a little journalistic licence, has been described as Britain’s worst terror attack in living memory.

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U.K. Media Identifies Man In Assault As Muslim

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:38:27 -0500

Question: In the U.K. media, when is a Muslim a "Muslim" and not an "Asian"?

Answer: When he is the victim of a crime.

A Muslim man was abused by a yob who stole his religious hat.

The 37-year-old, who lives in Preston, was shopping with his family at Asda, Fulwood, when a man snatched his Topi hat from him before threatening and verbally abusing him.

Notice the article does not mention whether he was targeted for being a Muslim, unlike those "asian" youths who purposely harass and assault the kuffar...

Speaking to Howard Dean's America®

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:57:00 -0500

An odd visitor from the Democratic Party's national headquarters here in Washington, D.C. seems to have taken an e-mailed interest in our mention of the story about Fairfax County's potential change in policy regarding zoning violations.

Journey to Donkeyland.

Please allow me to translate into the current Partyspeak for you, O exalted member of the Party of the Little People:

This hopeful change will allow Fairfax County to fulfill its hopes and dreams, chang(e)ing large areas of overpopulated housing back into family-friendly zones of hope and change.

I hope that this translation is helpful over on ~~the insane~~ your side of the Potomac, and that it accurately reflects the current truth expressed by your party's leaders.

Speaking of which, be sure to pass my regards to Governor Dean.

Decisions, Decisions...

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:00:05 -0500

Normally, I don't bother with entertainment news, but I thought this would be a nice change from Mahmoud's World.

From TMZ, Traci Bingham contemplates her melons:
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Vista: It Only Stinks a Little Bit

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:42:00 -0500

Microsoft is apparently planning on launching a multimillion dollar marketing campaign to counter "negative perceptions" about Vista's bugginess. Not that Vista is buggy as heck or anything.

You can see a sneak preview of the new ad campaign over here, but I don't think it's nearly jazzy enough. Therefore, as a public service to the Less-Capable Software Company, I've decided to contribute my own effort to their campaign.

Free advertising.

No worries, Redmond—I won't be sending you a bill for my in-depth market research.
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“Israel is a strong friend of Israel.”

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:02:45 -0500

This stuff would be funny - except that this man actually has the potential to become our next president...

Save Money. Die Better.

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:34:17 -0500

Police are searching for the person who left a bomb outside a Boone, NC Walmart:

Police are trying to find a man they believe left an explosive device outside a Wal-Mart store in western North Carolina.

The Winston-Salem Journal reported Tuesday that the Boone Police Department said that a surveillance video showed someone running up to the store about 5:40 a.m. Sunday. The device he left behind was found by an employee.

I bet this would never happen at a Dearborn Walmart...

Snapped Shot Makes B. Hussein Obama's Website!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:50:03 -0500

... but only in a slightly supporter-contributed way.

Far be it from me to suggest that some of the Obama Community posters are obviously acting as parodies of Obama Community posters.

It's Glorious
By Dale Hussein Skinner - Jul 22nd, 2008 at 8:20 am EDT

I love all of the halo pictures of our Messiah in the news. The dextrosphere complains that they are set-ups. They should know better and that it is really Obama's natural halo. Haven't they figured out that He is the coming Savior?

Here is a different picture. Not sure how it was captured, but it must be Obama's inner soul; the Hope and Change that will bring peace and harmony to the world.

(h/t snapped-shot)

Do you support Senator HopeChange ChangeHope's plan for hoping and changing America into submission? After all, after peering into his very soul, how can you not?

The name's "Snapped Shot," by the way. None of that nasty dashy stuff.

Update: Screencapped for your viewing pleasure:

Glory!

Found: Obama's Birth Certificate!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:04:42 -0500

I know you've been reading recent reports about how some forgery or another, but finally, we've found a conclusively genuine B. Hussein Obama birth certificate! Let this end the debate, once and for all!

[Link]

Dick Morris Has a Way With Words

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:24:27 -0500

Seriously—If the Republican Party is too stupid to point out this little truth in the Democrats' universal healthcare ~~scam~~ DIKTAT, then we really do deserve to lose this next election:

DEMOCRATS' single most important domestic proposal - universal health insurance - may blow up in Barack Obama's face when voters are exposed to the deadly details.

Obama has said, proudly and often, "I am going to give health insurance to 47 million Americans who are now without coverage." But are they "Americans?"

That 47 million statistic includes illegal immigrants - who virtually all lack insurance. In fact, about one in four of those lacking insurance is here illegally. And they are, by far, the group most in need of health insurance.

Insuring the Undocumented Americans™ that Americans don't want to insure?

That's your Democratic Party, folks.

And the GOP is too scared of its own shadow to say a word.

Holy Shutter Speed, Batman!

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:45:53 -0500

Did AFP stringer Wathiq Khuzaie manage to snap a portrait of Barack Obama's spirit guide?

How pure it is.

No wonder they call him a lightworker.

NEWSFLASH: In a world exclusive, I am pleased to announce that after using advanced spectral imagery on this Reuters photograph, I've managed to capture John McCain's nefarious spirit guide on film.

Conclusive.

I'm trying to get Star Wymynspyryt on the phone right now to get this earth-shattering update out to the press.
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Unindicted Marketing Campaigns

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:12:00 -0500

When I read that an unindicted conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing was kicking off a marketing campaign for Islam on the New York Subway System this morning, my gears started spinning.

Then, after kick-starting them with a half-gallon's worth of caffeine, I finally came up with something:—Maybe we can help him come up with some good ideas for his campaign! Here, allow me to start things off with my own humble submission of what I think an Unindicted Terrorist's marketing campaign might look like:

BELIEVE IT IS OR YOU ARE A HATEFUL ~~INFIDE...~~ HATEMONGER!!!!!!

Can you help the unindicted conspirator come up with more marketing material? Feel free to share your photoshop creations down yonder—If you have trouble figuring out how it works, just drop me a note.

Update: Word has it that the brothers TNOYF (okay, so they're not really "brothers") are working on their own contribution to this campaign. Until I can get ahold of their submission, I'll leave you with the second ad in my own personal ISLAM IS PEACE!!!!!! campaign:

Coming soon to a city near you? YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!

Filed Under Who Would've Guessed It?

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:43:01 -0500

According to Rasmussen's latest polls, the notion that the unelected press is actively trying to get B. Hussein Obama elected as President is growing at a dangerously unprecedented pace. A dangerously unprecedented 49 percent, in fact.

You know what that means:

DOOMED.

(h/t Automatic Link Thingy)

IMAO: Stick to the Shadows

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:50:32 -0500

I'm pining for the Republican Party of my youth, too:

Our first target will be take over the Republican Party. Instead of the corpulent slob it is now, we want a lean beast ready for violence. No more open tent; instead, it will be like one of those tents Navy SEALs make where you could be standing two feet in front of it and not see it. And it's filled with people ready to kill. That's the Republican Party I remember. ...

England: Photographing Thugs is "Assault"

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:18:00 -0500

What the heck?

You can't shoot them when they break into your house.

You can't chase them with a 2x4 when they harrass your children.

So it only makes perfect logical sense that you can't document their crimes to present to the police.

Ah, England:—The land of opportunity.

For criminals.

Incidentally, if you haven't figured it out yet—Not that I blame you, seeing how it took me a couple of hours to figure it out—The government of England has no qualms whatsoever with taking your picture, whether you are doing something deserving of suspicion or not.

That, ladies and gentlemen, illustrates the difference between being a "subject," and being a citizen, better than anything I've seen in a while.

Other than that insidious John Locke fellow. He had a good word or two to say on the subject too, I hear.

Masterlock: Locks Up Hippies With Rampant Abandon

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:12:26 -0500

From Vanderleun:

Thanks to their valiant effort, a tree is saved.

... And the world is 4 hippies cleaner, to boot!

How Cool Is That?

nospam@example.com (Brian C. Ledbetter) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:03:43 -0500

A handful of my friends back in high school worked as lifeguards during the summer. I don't think a single one of them ever found anything as cool as this:

An Israeli lifeguard taking his regular morning swim off the Mediterranean coast in southern Israel discovered a 2,500-year-old marble talisman to ward off the evil eye, the Israel Antiquities Authority said Sunday.

The lifeguard turned over the ancient disc that once adorned the bow of an ancient warship or cargo ship to keep evil away, the Israeli archaeology body said.

Experts say the relic, discovered off the coast Palmahim beach where the ancient Yavne-Yam port city once stood, dates back to the 5th or 4th century B.C. The white disc, flat on one side and convex on the other, measures 8 inches in diameter. The center of the disc is perforated, and the remains of two circles are painted around the center of it to represent the pupil of an eye.

Not that petrified Baby Ruth bars aren't cool, but somehow, I think this latest find wins.

Why Aliens Shouldn't Drink & Fly

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:15:00 -0500

The crop circles just don't look as good...

When Farmers Attack!

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:58:44 -0500

I don't know who is behind this morning's bus bombings in China, but Al Jazeera is suggesting rubber farmers may be to blame:

The Kunming explosions come two days after police in the same province, Yunan, opened fire and killed two rubber farmers in a clash that also saw 41 police officers injured.

Yep, we all know how volatile those crazy rubber farmers can be... I can't imagine anyone else who may be responsible for acts of terrorism, can you?

Islam Is Not A Victim

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:54:14 -0500

(Hat Tip: Jawa Report)

The latest from Pat Condell.

The £10,000.00 Challenge

nospam@example.com (DMartyr) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:53:24 -0500

To our Muslim readers: inthenameofallah.org is offering £10,000 to anyone who can successfully dispute any of the contents of any of their videos. Collect your money! (If you can.)