Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Charles is tracking a rumour
that Alan Johnson, a BBC reporter who was kidnapped almost a month ago
by the "peace-loving" "Palestinian" people, has been murdered. This is somewhat in line with the traffic I've been seeing from Google, by the way, as I've seen a large number of searches hit me for the keywords Alan Johnson BEHEADED
in the past week.
This does put something of a kibosh on the previous theory that he had staged his own kidnapping
, though I suppose it's still possible that he could
have been double-crossed by his associates in such an endeavour.