Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
So, here's a nice, shining, real-life example of "irony" for you:Chutzpah:
Your band of thugs comes to town, sets up shop around the local populace, and antagonizes the large military presence in the next country over.Inevitable:
When said next country over finally gets annoyed enough, they come and bomb you into the stone age.Irony:
After the country which your band of thugs has infested has been bombed to smithereens, you complain that it isn't paying you fast enough to rebuild it
Hezbullah really is a funny bunch
Israel/Lebanon War 2006