I, too, think that Frank J should be Fred! Thompson's Amanda Marcotte. Amanda, as you'll recall, was summarily booted after her "controversial" writings (i.e., "reality-based" profanity-laced anti-Christian screeds) came back to haunt her after John "Breck Girl" Edwards selected her to be his official campaign blogger.
No stranger to controversy, Frank J brings a series of impeccable accomplishments to the table, including calling for the death of children (wink wink).
Go get 'em, Frank! You would be a chestnut to any campaign's staff!