Fresh from my inbox, I present the myriad and mystical joys of a madrassa education, all emphasis and linkage mine:
From: Himmat Yaar <[email protected]>
To: Snapped Shot
Subject: Contact Snapped Shot
Allah has sent the Prophet Muhammad sallallah hu alahe wa aaley he wassalam as the saviour for all mankind and to show light to the entire humanity and help mankind reach the right path while following the true faith, ISLAM.
Any person, organisation or nation which undermines the stature of our beloved Prophet Muhammad sallallah hu alahe wa aaley he wassalam, has undoubtedly joined hands with Satan to destroy the truest of all religions, Islam.
Britain is a country which prohibits mosques from using loud speakers to announce call for prayer (Azaan) [Ed.: 5 times, daily.] and yet its own churches ring loud bells every Saturday and Sunday. [Ed.: 1 time, 2 days a week, maximum] Britain is a nation which does not believe in moral values, religion or faith and yet poses before the world as the strictest of law enforcement society. Britain is a society which encourages gay rights, abortion, live-in without marriage [Ed.: Okay, I can't argue that last one...] and yet spares no one who evades taxes. Britain is a society which openly condemns terrorism and yet acts as the right hand for all actions leading to mass massacre and terrorism in the Muslim world. Britain is a country which does not spare traffic offences and yet harbours terrorists under political asylum from across the world. Britain is a country which speaks of no ill feelings to the Muslim world and yet slaps hard at the entire Muslim faith by knighting villainous characters like Salman Rushdie. Britain needs no democracy as it has the highest level of hypocrisy in every aspect of its social life. Britain denounces terrorism and yet acts as a strong hand of terror for Muslims around the globe.
The axis of evil, comprising the USA, UK and Israel has left no stone unturned to damage and destroy the already weak Muslim Ummah and the Islamic world. [Ed.: You're obviously not very weak and destroyed, considering you are using your freedom to sit in the comfort of London and write this, Sir.] The axis of evil has begun a War on Terror to over power the spirit of Jihad. While every terrorism is condemned by the people of faith and the non-believers alike, yet the actions by the axis of evil are no short of a terrorism at mass scale, which can only be responded by a similar action of coherent and strategic warfare utilising the combined resources (financial, military, infrastructure and intelligence) against the axis of evil by the entire Muslim World, today.
Members of the axis of evil have several peripherals and followers who support them for personal gains. And yes, the members of the axis of evil, reward their peripherals and supporters in ways, which are an open slap on the face of the entire Muslim World. Salman Rushdie is one such peripheral of the axis of evil who recently got some kind of honor by a nation and a society which no longer has any moral, social or religious values. And for all the obvious reasons, decided to knight a person, who the axis of evil has come to believe, acted in their own interest to cause damage and insult to the Muslim faith. And they did it in no small manner. They knighted him in the most glamorous way, showing the muscle of their slap to the entire Muslim Word.
While people like Rushdie are a burden for this planet and must be executed, we all believe that a country which has come a long way to harness its hypocrisy into a much glorified law enforcing and law abiding country, will use all its resources to protect the followers of the axis of evil and may be make them even greater heroes. Remember, just as mediocrity promotes mediocrity, similarly bastards promote bastards.
There will be many Rushdies who will come and go and there will be the axis of evil with its torturous powers which will continue its war against good until the judgement day. But remember, that in the days of our beloved Prophet Muhammad sallallah hu alahe wa aaley he wassalam, there were even more villainous characters than Rushdie, who used to throw stones at our beloved Prophet. When Allah asked Prophet Muhammad sallallah hu alahe wa aaley he wassalam, if he wanted such villainous chaps to be taken to task, our beloved Prophet used to respond by saying that these people are non-believers and have astrayed from the true path. Prophet Muhammad sallallah hu alahe wa aaley he wassalam would then pray to Allah to give such villainous people wisdom and light so that they can see the true faith and embrace Islam. Such is the dignity of our beloved Prophet Muhammad sallallah hu alahe wa aaley he wassalam.
The axis of evil and their peripherals in likes of Rushdie have forgotten that ???IF YOU HAVE FAITH YOU DO NOT FEAR???. While the feelings of the nations belonging to the axis of evil will not be damaged if someone humiliated their religious prophets, however it is time for the Muslim World to see the reaction of the axis of evil, if some one tried to humiliate the Queen or the US President and then the humiliater gets the highest medal of honor from all countries of the Muslim World.