Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Here's a very amusing way to make sure you ace every test, every time. Thanks to the Elder for pointing this little gem out!
Earlier this week, some 150 Fatah gunmen stormed a number of schools in Nablus and drove out hundreds of students who were taking high school matriculation exams.
The gunmen were protesting against Abbas's refusal to allocate secret halls for them so that they, too, could sit for the exams, without risking being arrested or killed by the IDF. The gunmen were later allowed to sit for the exams in special halls.
One of the teachers said most of the gunmen cheated.
"They opened books and copied the answers word by word," he said. "We were afraid to stop them because they were carrying M-16 rifles."