I would like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to Great Leader Kim Il-Sung, father of Dear Leader Generalissimo Kim Jung-Il, for his sweeping victory in the Top Ten Dictators Revolutionary People's Leaders Contest. Even though the contest was sponsored by a Yankee colonial capitalist pig, it is still concrete proof that Great Leader Eternal President Marshal Kim, and his chosen successor Dear Leader Generalissimo Kim, the Shining Sun and Hope of All Mankind, are truly the voice of the People. (Be sure to let me know if I got any of this wrong, Songun...)
