The Ghost of Snapped Shot

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Allah Works In Mysterious Ways

The best laugh I've had in ages was last year when Palestinian terrorists, and their supporters, died in a tsunami of [Ed.:—"crap"]. Who says Allah doesn't have a sense of humour?

Aziza heard someone shouting, telling her to run away. She got out of the hut, then went back in because she had forgotten her head covering.

The wall of raw human waste slammed into them. It knocked her down and tore the baby from her arms.

He drowned. They found his body against the wall of the mosque a hundred metres away.

So, what have the "freedom fighters" of Palestine done to prevent another cosmic joke in my Islamophobic universe? Absolutely nothing.

Sadi said that the lakes [of untreated sewage] are 11m (36ft) higher than the surrounding land, and only the earth walls around them hold the muck in.

In this single spot alone - and he said other parts of Gaza were as bad - the lakes were so big that if the dykes burst a tsunami of sewage 6m (20ft) or 7m (23ft) high would swamp an area inhabited by 10,000 people.

Sadi Ali worries that a stray bomb or missile could break a dyke.

I have no doubt Sadi is concerned about terrorist missiles or bombs, right? But I'm certain Sadi values his life too much to suggest the Palestinian government should spend more money on the welfare of Gaza residents rather than the arming of Palestinian militants or blaming the Jews for their predicament.

Either way it works out for me. There'll be peace, or another tsunami of Islamic karma to brighten my day.

Allahu achbar!

  #Disrespect


Comments:

#1 DMartyr 24-Apr-2008
Lol, Brian! Sorry, I didn't realize certain words were a no-go!

;)
#2 Brian C. Ledbetter 24-Apr-2008
No problem, D—I'm trying to keep this site clean in the interests of keeping it off of all of the various internet filters out there ("family" filters, "office" filters, etc.) :)

Regards,
Brian
#3 Ron 24-Apr-2008
I believe it was the Pseudostinians who vandalized the earthen walls in the first place, thus leading to this sewage flood. What great environmentalists!
#4 Lynn 24-Apr-2008
Brian,

If a terrorist drowns in a wall of crap, that's funny, but it isn't funny when it's a mother and child. Even if she were supporting terrorism, that was still a baby that I assume was killed or lost.

Aziza had been conditioned by a culture that prefers that schoolgirls die in a fire rather than exit a burning building without headcoverings.

If you were only talking about the terrorist, maybe you could clarify your statement.
#5 Cletus 24-Apr-2008
if it wasn't for the headscarf that baby would still be alive and there would be another terrorist added to the mix 18 years from now.

Hooray for headscarfs!
#6 DMartyr 24-Apr-2008
Lynn, I understand your concern, and a few years ago I would have totally agreed with you.

But I have to agree with Cletus. It is the culture in which they live that cause the deaths. It is a culture in which all attention is so focused on the extermination of innocent people they have accepted that their existence has no other purpose. Palestinians would rather spend money on arming militants than to secure the safety of their people.

Palestinian women have become nothing but baby factories to breed terrorists. Babies are indoctrinated with hatred before they are even able to walk. These are people who would cheer and celebrate if *your* baby or mine were killed. They would name their children after the savages who slaughtered them. These are people who would have no reservation in assisting a suicide bomber to kill Israeli school children. These are people who would rather see their children become martyrs than to live a peaceful, happy life.

So excuse me if I don't shed any tears for these terrorists, the baby factories who make their, or their children - future terrorists.

DMartyr
(Brian had nothing to do with this article, except to edit one word. If you are unhappy with it, I'm the blame, not him.)
#7 captainfish 24-Apr-2008
Lynn, while we all share a concern over the death of a baby, who is innocent by the fact of it being a baby, having no choice of where to be born or who to be born to, .....

One must consider the circumstances. One must consider that they themselves do not value their children's lives. They PRAISE and PUSH their children to kill themselves. Governments pay the mothers of those kids who blow themselves up. They take their babies and children in parades where they shout death to everyone and praise martyrdom.

It is a death culture.

We joke, not really at the death, but at how they died. STUPIDLY!! They DIED in their own waste.

This is the second time in last few years that I have heard this happening and yet they refuse to protect themselves. They REFUSE to use the BILLIONS in monetary aid we send them to live safe and healthy. Their governments are corrupt and thieves. They choose to use their people in order to line their pockets with money. There is no, absolutely NO, love for their people. They do not care about them. Only the power that they can get out of using them.

So, we don't share a tear. How about shedding a tear for the Israeli kid's killed outright by Hamas rockets (in a normal time this would be an act of war).
#8 Aviv 25-Apr-2008
I'd like to give Lynn my support. This schadenfreude has no place in a blog like SnappedShot. "Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth" (Proverbs 24:17).

Probably some hit by the crap flood were terrorists. In all likelihood some hit were terrorist sympathizers, collaborators, harborers etc. But there's a certain likelihood that some impacted were just innocent people who didn't deserve it, like the baby. In itself that makes this no laughing matter. There's something eerily Orwellian about laughing at the mother and baby scene.

Plus, that Palestinians cannot get their act together is probably the main reason why the intifada continues. We should be very concerned about Palestinian incompetence, whether manifested in crap floods or Qassam rockets. Not celebrating it.
#9 DMartyr 25-Apr-2008
Aviv - my initial humour in the article is directed at the divine irony of a muslim woman risking the life of her infant in order to be overly observant to the death cult of islam.

The fact she was more concerned about her head covering than her baby's life, or so feared repercussions of being seen in public without the scarf - even in an emergency - only illustrates the obscene devotion Palestinians have to their so-called faith.

In any other religion on earth, no matter how primitive, a mother saving the life of her baby would not be held accountable for briefly ignoring religious doctrine.

My amusement was not at the death of the baby. My amusement was at the dark irony of a religious cult ignoring its own existence in an effort to destroy another people, having their satanic deity repay their faith by using an oppressive practice to ultimately kill a follower's child by a wall of human waste, and then bashing it into a wall of a mosque.

A wall of crap and a wall of a mosque... seriously, what's the difference?

Death doesn't amuse me. Divine irony does.
#10 Nas 05-Mar-2009
To the ignorant Dmartyr

You obviously have no intellect and blinded by hatred for people who follow their religion to their last breath. That is the ultimate test. A Muslim lives to serve his creator, as he believes his life is in his hands only and to him he shall return. The lovely baby is in a much better place and it is God who blessed her with that baby so he has the right to take it back, I'm sure the Mother has more peace in her heart then you ever will. What have you got to say about western women who have exposed themselves in various forms and indecent ways in magazines and television and 'normal' life, nothing left sacred. The filth is all around you. A Muslim woman can meet her Lord knowing she kept herself chaste and covered, for which her reward will be paradise, such as the pure woman you are mocking in your stupidity. I don't know about your lot!
Furthermore, at least our babies are legitimate and we know exactly who the fathers are! Can your society say the same? So many young girls messing around and not knowing who the Fathers are, not to mention the disease that is being spread. HIV is a western disease, by the way.
THe murdering Israelis have killed so many innocent Palestinians, the wrath of God is upon them and their place in hell.
Oh ye of little faith, the day of reckoning is near. Death will not amuse you it will frighten the hell out of you.
#11 Mohamad 22-May-2011
How is the death of a child considered laughable?! My entire family comes from Gaza and i assure you, there has never been a crap flood. Palestinian incompetence.... How so? Has it not a occurred to you that the Palestinian Territories are under constant siege and blockade? How the hell will the "billions of dollars used on monetary aid" ever get to them? This women just preserved her chastity, forever. And then died in the act. How is this considered a joke? How can the western world be so constant in its ignorance?
#12 Mohamad 22-May-2011
How is the death of a child considered laughable?! My entire family comes from the west bank and i assure you, there has never been a crap flood. Palestinian incompetence.... How so? Has it not a occurred to you that the Palestinian Territories are under constant siege and blockade? How the hell will the "billions of dollars used on monetary aid" ever get to them? This women just preserved her chastity, forever. And then died in the act. How is this considered a joke? How can the western world be so constant in its ignorance?
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