Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Sounds like this guy was taking a page out of the AoSHQ lifestyle. I guess I'll have to cut back on this type of chicanery:
A bullied office worker has been awarded £5,000 after her boss raised his right buttock from his chair and broke wind in her direction.Funny
Humiliated mother-of-three Theresa Bailey, 43, was the only woman on a sales team where "laddish" behaviour made her life a misery, and continued despite complains to senior managers.
—The URL for this story over at the Daily Mail includes the tag "&Thbbbbt." I can't seem to find that one listed in ye HTML specs