Sounds like this guy was taking a page out of the AoSHQ lifestyle. I guess I'll have to cut back on this type of chicanery:
A bullied office worker has been awarded £5,000 after her boss raised his right buttock from his chair and broke wind in her direction.
Humiliated mother-of-three Theresa Bailey, 43, was the only woman on a sales team where "laddish" behaviour made her life a misery, and continued despite complains to senior managers.
You do know when the honeymoon's over, don't you? When you can "break[] ye wind] in bed with impunity.