Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
You've got to wait a bit for it, but it's worth it. I think we've found the perfect match for the legendary Japanese artist Kei Kunihiro, who we discovered (and mocked) a little while back:
Yep, metal is that
much fun. It's always hard to figure out where the serious badness ends, and the parody begins.
Oh, and for the record, it can always
be worse. Much, much worse
(Thanks to Dave