Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Gateway has made the astounding discovery that Iran has invented a camera
"for the blind," which "work[s] with color waves and their reactions" to "determine the focus automatically."
Of course, the photograph accompanying the article is oddly reminiscent of their periodic jet announcements
: The product pictured is a BENQ camera
—which is a cheap Chinese brand that you might be able to pick up for real cheap, if you know where to look
The mullahs definitely need to start putting out a bit more effort
in their counterfeit revolutionary announcements.