The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

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Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez attends his weekly broadcast "Alo Presidente" in Caracas August 19, 2007. Chavez said on Sunday Fidel Castro is "writing, and producing", denying rumors circulating on the Internet that the Cuban leader had died. REUTERS/Miraflores Palace/Handout (VENEZUELA)

Morning, all! Apparently, Hugo "Cindy's Friend" Chavez is upset that we're still circulating rumours of Castro's death.

Now where have we seen that before?

Tell you what, Thuggo: We'll believe you are telling the truth if and when you trot ol' Fidel out in front of the masses and have him give one of his legendary speeches.

After all, if he's still "Writing and productive," then he shouldn't have a problem giving one of his traditional rants against capitalism, even if it's from a wheelchair.

Until such time, we can only continue to assume that he's el muerto, and his collection of cronies are still trying to figure out a way to break it to the masses.


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