Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Picture this: In Glasgow, A declared Muslims-only toilet is installed in a facility that currently employs no Muslims
Is this, as the Daily Express suspects, a case of political correctness gone mad?
Or is this yet more proof of the future plans of the United Kingdom's first Islamic king
?In related news
, the Coming English Mufti also seems to be Islamicizing English history
No offence to my English readers, but news like this definitely makes me glad that my ancestors chose to break the ties that bound our Commonwealth to yours.