Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Lilliput this isn't: I "just happened" to run across a photo album of Rooster's recent travels around the world. Rooster, it looks like you've made a ton of new friends!
Of course, I wouldn't want to leave the rest of our readers out of the loop, so in the interest of "openness," here is a very
special Cutout Rooster Doll™
for you to use in your own projects. Collect 'em, trade 'em, and see if you
can figure out where he'll show up next!