The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

"Must Not Be Terrorism" Alert

Man driving erratically down a major interstate? Check.

Heading towards the next big city? Check.

In a car containing a live explosive? Check.

Threatening to e'splode a Federal building? Check.

I don't know about you, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the suspect in this particular case is probably not a Methodist.

I could be wrong, of course:—After all, the last two items on our little checklist here don't necessarily fit the Methodists' modus operandi:

Driving with a suspended license? Check

Narcotics found on the scene? Check

I'll be watching these guys for updates. I'm sure it's much ado about nothing, but I bet it'll be amusing nonetheless. It'll be fun to see how wildly these early "facts" differ from those presented by the Police department's P.R. group tomorrow.

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