Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
It's not clear where this caption came from, but it is highly inappropriate for a news agency to use such loaded terminology in a supposedly impartial news caption. (h/t Jay Tea)
For the record, before our judiciary was corrupted
to the point that burglars could
sue homeowners if they were shot, it was completely acceptable
in this country to shoot to kill any intruder that posed a threat to your home or your property, and anyone who brought such a suit before the judiciary was made a laughingstock. Where else in the heck do you think that Admiral Yamamoto got that crazy idea of his
that Americans were armed to the teeth