You've gotta read it to believe it, folks. I won't ruin the surprise with a quote here—you've got to see the whole kit and kaboodle.
Oh yeah, and if any of y'all are suffering from the same maladies that these
people nutcases are, I strongly recommend seeking help. Your friendly psychiatrist is not (to your knowledge) a mind-controlled robot of the Chimpy Bushitler Halliburton Blackwater! Regime.