Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
You'll be amused at the lengths Reuters will go to tug at your heart-strings... over a self-admitted jihadi:
Hey Reuters: If you love Omar so much, then I'm sure you'll have no
problem with us turning him over to you? For the record, we've tried
offloading some of the murderers
we are currently "looking after" in Gitmo to the very European countries that are complaining
about the camp, and you know what kind of response