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Rage Boy Photoshop Contest: The Results Are In!

Welcome, lizardoids! Always good to see you 'round here. Don't forget to hit the giant orange button on the left-hand side of this screen, hint hint hint! (Additional diatribe moved over here.)


In Patrick French's article in the Daily Mail (UK), which we discussed earlier, a series of Rage Boy photoshops (originally from here) was presented to Shakheel Bhat. I've decided to archive them here, so you can see permanently the things which anger Rage Boy so much.

The Winner


My congratulations are due to Scott, who has been awarded the title of Most Offensive Photoshop by Rage Boy himself. Scott, be sure to leave a note in the comments below, and claim the glory that is due your title!

"Shakeel stopped on an image of his face superimposed on a pig."

#88 Scott on 2007-07-04 22:56


The rest can be found following the break. For full context, here is the original passage from Patrick's article:

Since he is unable to read properly, I had presumed that Shakeel would have a limited idea of the extent of his internet fame. But he showed me a pair of folders.

Some friends had trawled through different sites and printed off computer-altered pictures of him.

Shakeel leafed through the pages: Islamic Rage Boy on clothes, being force-fed a pork chop, as a vampire, as a beer bottle, as a woman in a bikini, as 'Jihady Idol', as 'Adolf Mohammed Rage Boy', distended and jabbing his finger at a photographer above a quote from Christopher Hitchens: "It's impossible to satisfy Rage Boy and his ilk. It's stupid to try."

One picture showed what looked like an American preacher holding a microphone while wearing a Rage Boy baseball cap. Shakeel stopped on an image of his face superimposed on a pig.

He looked profoundly shocked and upset by this picture. What did he feel?

"I surely get hurt when I see these pictures," he said. "This is terrorism for me. The people who do this are showing their own culture, so why do they tell us that we are uncivilised?'

Honourable Mentions


Here are the runners-up in our impromptu Enraging Rage Boy contest.

"...being force-fed a pork chop..."

#101 Lance on 2007-07-07 22:25


[Vampire picture pending—I haven't determined which one Patrick's talking about yet. Is it this one? 'Cuz that's pretty clearly a "werewolf."]

Congratulations to Snapped Shot friend Bydio (always the international provocateur!) for making the list of finalists with this next one. Mr. French seems to be a little bit out of touch with his American popular culture, as Rage Boy is clearly one of the three Budweiser Frogs, not a "beer bottle."

"... as a beer bottle..."

#19 Donkeyrock on 2007-06-29 15:32


Irony alert: The following "woman in a bikini" photoshop was a parody of a well known hoax perpetrated against Michelle Malkin.

"... as a woman in a bikini..."

#72 Sgt Bazz on 2007-07-01 13:29


"... as 'Jihady Idol'..."

#107 NewCrusader on 2007-07-26 19:01


My hat's off to Lance, who was responsible for two runners-up!

"... as 'Adolf Mohammed Rage Boy'..."

#101 Lance on 2007-07-07 22:25


I'm proud to say that one of my own photoshops appears to have made the list—With it becoming readily apparent that Mr. Patrick "Tolerance and Compassion" French was unable to identify chief Palestinian thugocrat Mahmoud "Abu Mazen" Abbas.

"... what looked like an American preacher holding a microphone while wearing a Rage Boy baseball cap..."

Brian on 20 July 2007


My hat's off to all of you who have succeeded in Enraging Rage Boy! Keep up the great work, y'all!

 Tags: snapped shots Rage Boy Sightings


Comments:

#1 Cletus 11-Nov-2007
Fucking daily mail making these pricks sympathetic

it doesn't matter if he's a "failed" militant, it doesn't matter if he claims he wants peace, he's an insane bastard and it's him and his kind that help spur on the violence against civilians with their raging protests

fuck rage boy. I don't want to shove my fist down his throat, or put a gun in his mouth. Let him live in his little mud hut in one of the shittiest parts of the world. Let him protest and scream and rage. But stop giving him news coverage. The only place he has in the west is on mocking bumper stickers and photoshops
#2 jack 12-Nov-2007
An "American preacher" wearing the (so-called) Palistinian chain-link-fence pattern scarf? Is Mr. French blind?

Rage Boy is the poster child of ignorance, sexual frustration/repression, anger and jealousy -- the true pillars of Islam. The whole western world laughs at his impotence. Further, imagine how humiliated little Ragey must feel, being reduced to using the inventions of the West (electricity, telecommunications, computers) if only to view his worldwide personal mockery. He should know that NO-ONE respects islam. We laugh at it. We mock its childish threats.

Ragey knows the only reason they are still alive is because the West feels pity on them, not fear. Islam creates people who resemble a crippled, retarded animal, worthless as livestock but too pitiful to slaughter.

I agree, Cletus, every day these cavemen are alive is torture to their souls because their lives are filled with EVIDENCE that Islam is a failure. Let him and his countrymen continue to wallow in it, knowing they must use the inventions of the west merely to scratch out a hardscrabble life in his personal hellhole. But the second they appear capable of causing harm to the west, transform them into a smoking, carbon-filled crater.
#3 the Boodge 12-Nov-2007
Check out the *NEW RAGE BOY TOY*

http://politicallywhat.blogspot.com/2007/07/rage-boy-toy.html
#4 Right Truth 12-Nov-2007
The Islamic World’s Dirty Little Secret: They’re The World Champions When It Comes To Surfing Porn (KXnet.com) Despite all their protestations of piety and clean living as well as their condemnation of anything they deem to be “UnIslamic” it seems
#5 Sheik Yurgroovethang 12-Nov-2007
"Further, imagine how humiliated little Ragey must feel, being reduced to using the inventions of the West"...

it seems maybe he didn't have too much use for them in his mud hut: "Since he is unable to read properly". Seems to about sum up at least 3/4th of the rage boys out there... they don't even know how to read their "holy" book, so they rely on some miscreant "imammy" to have them memorize shiznit that they can't back up with original source info...
#6 12-Nov-2007
"Porn, who's watching?
The Islamic World’s Dirty Little Secret: They’re The World Champions When It Comes To Surfing Porn (KXnet.com) Despite all their protestations of piety and clean living as well as their condemnation of anything they deem to be “UnIslamic” it seems"

I read that and literally spit my drink all over the screen.

Show every arab or muslim you ever come across that survey link. EVERY SINGLE ONE! THEY'RE SHIT JUST GOT FUCKING RUINED
#7 SGT Bazz 12-Nov-2007
Wow!! I won an honorable mention? Me, little old me? Posting that photo, I never dreamed it would actually make it to him. Even hand delivered too!

Back to business:
[i]"I surely get hurt when I see these pictures," he said. "This is terrorism for me. The people who do this are showing their own culture, so why do they tell us that we are uncivilised?'[/i]

Well, I dunno. I guess when you ( meaning Rageboy) scream "Death to America", we get a little upset and post photos such as "a woman in a bikini" which should mean to you "Bring it on, Mutherfucker!!"
#8 Brian C. Ledbetter 12-Nov-2007
My hat's off to you, SGT! And [i]excellent[/i] point, by the way. The nitwits that rush to Rage-ie's defence definitely have a tendency to overlook the fact that he and his ilk tend to gravitate towards violent outbursts of anti-[i]American[/i] sentiment more than anything else. It's high time we return the favour!

Keep up the great Photoshopping work!

Regards,
Brian
#9 anonymous 12-Nov-2007


[i]Originally posted by uncle_monkey[/i]

Hahaha!
#10 Lehihamra 13-Nov-2007


[i]She wore a rasberry hijab
And that's why we're going
To burn your embassy down[/i]
#11 James F McEnanly 13-Nov-2007
The devil, proud spirit, cannot endure to be mocked. - Thomas Moore
#12 mehdi 19-Nov-2010
jhglu
#13 tass 10-Apr-2011
tari maa nu chodu bhadwa loda matherchoot kutte ka lund choos ne wale bhadwe log tumhari maa ko bhi tum chod te ho suwar ki aullado abe tum neech rehnw wale ho jhannamiyon aag me jaalo ge tumhari aurat nangiyan aur randiyan bin shohar ki hamesha rahengi re aur tum log bhanchodo maako chodo beti ko chodo suwar sale.
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