The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Pure Adulation

Or self adulation, as the case may be.

I'm certain that this is the exact same thrill that a young Ace discovered the very first time he cracked open a beer.

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#1 Ace of Spades HQ 27-Nov-2007
And lonely men, I'm thinking. The RPMs and foot-pounds those soft hands can generate in full mechanical masturbatory fury... I'll be in my bunk. With my sadly inadequate organic meat-paddles. I haven't been this turned on since I noticed the...
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