Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Reuters is always concerned about how its captions play in the world of the perpetually aggrieved:
It's good to see that Reuters still has their priorities in order.
God forbid we offend the sensibilities of people like this
by suggesting that they're holding a fake funeral
—for a man that almost singlehandedly pioneered the modern "art" of hijacking
, despite Reuters' attempts at whitewashing his crimes.
Perish the thought, indeed.