The Ghost of Snapped Shot

ISLAMIC RAGE BOY IS HERE!!!!!

I'll be scanning the wires all day—I'm fully expecting a roasted effigy or two, a dozen and a half burnt-to-a-crisp Danish flags, and more misspelled protest signs than one can shake a stick at before today's done. Keep checking back here for updates as the day progresses.

AS A REMINDER—For my more "progressive" readers (I know there's at least two of you out there!), these mindless masses are raging in the streets and burning stuff over this. Given that, what do you suppose their reactions would be to something more like this?



Update: Looks like the "worldwide" part of this protest was pretty much a dud. We heard from Pakistan, Kashmir, and Gaza—three of the most extreme outposts of militant Islam out there—but were met with silence in places like Indonesia, Egypt, and Yemen.

Perhaps the fires of rage aren't at their peak on this little event, and we need another week for the worldwide ummah to hear about the sins of the Danish? Or maybe, they're starting to figure out that the rest of the world isn't really all that enthralled with their continual rage?

Heh, as if! I'm sure we'll be seeing more fires a-burning next week. Hopefully with a reprise of the World-Famous Professional Protester, to boot!

To make up for the lack of "worldwide-edness" of this particular protest, here's a flashback to rage-ier times for you. Back before we even knew Rage Boy for the awesomeness that he is.

Which reminds me.... If any of y'all come up with some good Photoshop material of our little buddy, be sure to post it down in the comments section! Who knows—your parody just might be the winner of the next Offending Rage Boy contest!

Hahaha—The AFP chooses to blame Denmark for all of this "unrest?"

Yeah—What good has that whole "freedom of speech" thing done for the world, anyway?

See-Also: Gateway Pundit, Michelle Malkin, Astute Bloggers, Atlas Shrugs, Hot Air, The Pirate's Cove, Dogfight at Bankstown, Weasel Zippers, Jihad Watch (now he taunts me!), Geenstijl, Dumpert, Not Ready for my Burqua, Wind in the Wires.

Kashmir

The world-famous Islamic Rage Boy has made it to today's festivities! Notice how leaderly he's looking these days? He's on his way to becoming a Sheikh, I swear...

Oh, and notice that the wires identify him by name now? Mission accomplished.

Denmark (-istan)

From the captions, I see two general observations:—First, these fires were set by "demonstrators." Not rioters, not thugs. Yes, "demonstrators," as if any of these thugs have actual grievances that are worth considering.

It is interesting to note that none of our photographers on-site see fit to take pictures of said "demonstrators."

Secondly, police came out and made it very clear that they have no idea what sparked the rioting. None whatsoever.

Me personally? I think the photo of all of the cops calmly driving by a fire is just adorable—and it sums up the Danish government's response to open insurrection quite succinctly.



What, did the elementary school hop out and insult the Prophet?







And the policemen of the year award goes to:—



This is worthy of highlight: Calls are beginning for the end of the above rioting in Denmark. Why should the rioting stop? Usually, one would comfortably say "because rioting and burning other people's property is wrong," but that's not what our enlighted imams say. Check out the full skinny in the caption below:

Pakistan

Why spend your time educating your youth in practical things such as "science" or "math," when you can teach them to rage against the maaaaaan instead?

Wait a minute—That's exactly what we teach in our schools here in the United States, too. Nevermind. ;)

Hamas-istan

The "Hamas-occupied" United Nations-occupied Gaza Strip joins the festivities.

  Rage Boy Sightings

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Comments:

#1 Rune 15-Feb-2008

As a Dane I’m of course very proud that the great Islamic Rage Boy (pbuh) himself has honoured our small nation with his attention. Is there a fund of some kind a grateful Dane could contribute to, which would go to further the activities of the great IRB?