The Ghost of Snapped Shot

... Master of the Obvious award:

Communism has never worked in the past.

Communism does not work in the present.

Therefore, Communism will never work in the future.

Hey, I said it was obvious. I've got to earn my keep around here, after all!

Update: I laughed out loud at this Li'l Kim parody. Mild language warning, though some imagination is required to trigger it.

And believe me, this wouldn't be nearly so funny, if it didn't so accurately reflect reality!

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