Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
As talented as Michael Jackson, but weighs a whole lot less:
Work with me here. Michael Jackson would be totally
offended if I called him fat, right?
, on with the fallback joke. Let's just say that children are strangely attracted to this
little fella too, but at least you won't feel so bad about it.Frank J.
is getting ready to shoot me for killing teh funneh
, isn't he?
(Thanks to Ms. Snapped Shot
for the lovely video!)