Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
If this is the form of unaccountable government that New Mexicans prefer, then more power to 'em:
The New Mexico Human Rights court [Ed.:—Should read "Commission," not "court."] sentenced Christian photographer Elaine Huguenin a fine of $6,637.94 for refusing to photograph a gay commitment ceremony.
Apparently, artists in that State will now be required
—by this wholly unaccountable
State Commission—to create artistic works regardless of their own personal beliefs.
What the heck happened to the timeless
liberal notion of "Keep your laws off my body,"
Perhaps it's been updated for the modern
"Smack 'dem laws down on my mind