The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.


A man accidentally tries to suffocate a prostitute after she accidentally sticks her head in a plastic bag and then her boyfriend accidentally walks in and accidentally calls the police who accidentally arrests the guy...

Don't you hate when things like that happens? Everyone always gets the wrong impression...

A MAN who tried to suffocate a prostitute told police the woman accidentally put her head inside the plastic bag.

The Supreme Court in Brisbane was today told the 22-year-old Dirk Antoni Van Den Brand had tried to suffocate the 37-year-old woman at her Brisbane home in September last year.

Prosecutor Michael Lahane said Van Den Brand slipped the plastic bag over the woman's head and tightened his hands around her neck as she escorted him to the door.

Mr Lahane said his plan was to render her unconscious so he could steal back the $100 he had paid for sex just minutes earlier.

The court was told his plan was foiled when she screamed for her boyfriend, who emerged from another room and held Van Den Brand until police arrived.


 Tags: accident dmartyr #DailyFodder


#1 Cletus 15-Dec-2008
I love how the criminals call the police to deal with other criminals in australia instead of just attacking each other
#2 Kevin 16-Dec-2008
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: "Keep plastic away from prostitutes!"
Powered by Snarf ยท Contact Us