The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

Milky Maid a Bilkin'

If I were a doctor, I'd prescribe a dozen visits to a tanning salon.

Incidentally, that is a live mortar she's holding whilst standing right next to those children, isn't it?

I guess that's how you say "compassion" in Palestine.Oh yeah, the "Bilkin'" part?

It was mostly a play on words, but if you insist on serious business, then I'll just say this:—If you think it's possible to negotiate peace with people like that, you're fooling yourself. Not that they mind taking your foreign-aid donations, though.


There, how's that for a stretch?



#1 Fred 20-Dec-2008
1. No, that's not a live mortar round.
That's TWO live mortar rounds.

2. She might be a he. Can't tell in those outfits of theirs.
#2 captainfish 21-Dec-2008
hehheee.. I was going to say that. no fair.

Yeah, aren't mortars "launched" by dropping them on their ends in a tube? Would they ignite if dropped on their ends on the ground or pavement? Or does there have to be a pin?

Makes me recall images of people loading them, but being REALLY gentle with them as they carry them over to the tube and carefully position them prior to letting them drop down the tube.

either way, can't you feel the love and the DESIRE for peace. We teach our children by our actions, don't we?
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