Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Richard Strimple over at American Thinker
has just found scientific proof that the Earth is doomed. We are nearing extinction due to our inability to fight Global Warming.
It seems that our Earth, like in the wholly miserable flop of a movie that is currently playing, is trying to get rid of us. After 10 billion years of inhabitance and the killing of "Mother Earth", she has finally had enough of us.
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but I have detected a new crisis that I have named "the daylight change crisis". I first noticed it sometime around the end of June this year. I started paying attention and created computer models and sure enough I was right! We are losing daylight at an astonishing rate. Each day we are losing approximately 2 minutes of day light and my computer models predict total darkness by next July.
I have been able to detect this phenomenon around the entire Northern Hemisphere. And here is the scary part: the day light appears to be leaking to the Southern Hemisphere.
Click below the fold for more devastation and misery...His computer models and extensive personal research
over many decades have brought up frightening new revelations as to the extent of our possible extinction. You have already heard about the disappearance of our honey bees, right? New evidence shows this....
Many species of birds and millions of individual birds have left the northern hemisphere. The impact of the loss of these birds is unimaginable.
Insect life has been severely affected and most can no longer be observed.
Large mammals have been observed lying in a state of near death torpor in their dens.
Crop production has fallen to dangerously low levels. My models predict famine in the near future.
Where is Al Gore? Indeed!
I don't know about you, but I am going to start human sacrifices in order to appease the gods. I mean, if its good enough for Islam.....
] Moved video here to avoid confusion with the news of our extinction. Just a nice video that shows the whole earth's cities at night. Something that might not be seen soon if Al Gore is right.EarthLightsatNight.mpg