Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
And I've gotta say—The wax dummy that replaced him could possibly have the shortest forearms in history:
Yeah, it's also entirely possible that this 100% dictatorship-supporting photo may be genuine. Judge for yourself by downloading the massive full-sized (dictatorial) original from this link
Thanks to the Babalú Crew
for the tip!Update:
Yes, the eye-melting Socialist Red is in the original. Wish I could help you, but I'm mean like that.