As I am one who is in the know, and I have certain contacts within the military industrial complex....
I present you with the latest weapon on the war against Islamic Terror.
If we can mass produce these and carpet bomb them en-mass from B-2's, we should have this war over with very very very very soon.
Granted, only the most healthy among us will be alive when that happens.
[Update:] And, don't forget the desserts.