Like hospital bills weren't high enough...
From FoxNews:
An unusual emergency situation in China after a man showed up at a hospital with a faucet stuck in his eye socket.
Yi Zhao, 57, slipped and fell in his bathroom impaling his left eye on the faucet at his home.
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He was taken to Daping Hospital, where staff called a plumber to try and make the pipe small enough to fit him in a CAT scan machine.