The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

We Are Lost.

The blue bus is calling us.

The blue bus is calling us.

Driver, where are you taking us?

(Hat Tip: Transsylvania Phoenix via The Jawa Report)

POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. Includes themes of democracy, politics, war, terrorism, race, community, jurisprudence, faith, personal responsibility, national identity, and above all, his hoped-for vision of a new America. This book is truly a primer for readers who want to examine the substance of his thought and reflect on the next great chapter in the American story. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.

It also has an entire section on various ways to utter the sound "Uh".

Get your Pocket Obama today! Seriously. It's mandatory. Report any friends or neighbors who refuse to carry one. Obey. The One.


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