Since Comrade Pelosi (and, presumably, her billionaire husband) consider proper "family planning" to be the key to our economic recovery, why not help her on the path to financial solvency?
Thus sayeth the Schnitt Show (via FR):
Operation Reservoir Tip
Nancy Pelosi believes that contraception will stimulate the economy.
[Contraception To Help Economy?]
What, is she nuts?! Let's help stimulate her mail room.
Mail all "New-Unused" Condoms to:
The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
H-232, U.S. Capitol
Washington, D.C. 20515
(202) 225-0100
Like was said, why does NOT having sex cost so much?