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The Condoms for Pelosi Operation

Since Comrade Pelosi (and, presumably, her billionaire husband) consider proper "family planning" to be the key to our economic recovery, why not help her on the path to financial solvency?

Thus sayeth the Schnitt Show (via FR):

Operation Reservoir Tip

Nancy Pelosi believes that contraception will stimulate the economy.

[Contraception To Help Economy?]

What, is she nuts?! Let's help stimulate her mail room.

Mail all "New-Unused" Condoms to:

The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
H-232, U.S. Capitol
Washington, D.C. 20515
(202) 225-0100


Update: Doug Ross@Journal brings on the funny. It's the caption, I'd say:

"If you didn't think we were screwed before this..." (click to zoom)


Update: My own idea, graciously copped from an actual (and fairly oddball) package of Japanese "financial incentives":

Show those kids burdens who's boss!


Does it make sense? Of course not—This is me we're talking about here. Not that her remarks are that much more intelligent or anything.

;)

Update again: Doug Ross chimes in with a Harry Reid sighting.

I LOL'ed!

  Dictatorship


Comments:

#1 captainfish 27-Jan-2009
So, should I expect my "stimulus" plan in the mail soon? If not, then where is that money spent then? I have never benefited from free sexual aids. Where does this money go and what does it pay for? Who gets this stuff anyway?

Like was said, why does NOT having sex cost so much?
#2 captainfish 29-Jan-2009
Did you really say "copped" in a story about condoms???
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