The Ghost of Snapped Shot

Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

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What Will Allah Ask?

No, I don't get the really cool death threats like Brian gets, but it seems I do get emails from Muslims DESPERATE to share their wealth with me:

ASSALAMUALAIKUM,

IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE BENEFICENT; THE MERCIFUL THE MASTER OF THE DAY AND JUDGMENTS. I GREET YOU IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE BENEFICENT THE MERCIFUL TO WHOM ALL THE PRAISE(HQ;31:26;17:111) AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NAMES(HQ:7:180;17:110;20:8;59:24) BELONGS.

I AM SISTER AISHA RASHEED ORIGINALLY FROM TOGO . ON 10TH FEB. 2004 MY SELF AND MY FARMILY (MY HUSBAND AND TWO KIDS) BOARDED AN IRANIAN PLANE WHICH BURST INTO FLAMES AS WE FLEW INTO SHARJAH AIRPORT FROM THE IRANIAN ISLAND OF KISH. I LOST MY FAMILY AND IT WAS ONLY THREE OF US THAT SURVIVED AND WE WERE TREATED AT AL-QASIMI HOSPITAL IN SHARJAH.

I LAID HELPLESS THERE IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE MY CONDICTION WAS CRITICAL AND AFTER SERIES OF OPERATION I HAD TO BE TAKEN BACK TO MY HOME LAND WHICH IS LOME IN TOGO PARALYSED.

OWING TO MY FEELING HEALTH I AM TAKING THIS STEP TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WANT TO LEAVE IN YOUR CARE THE SUM OF $8.000.000 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR FOR A CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS OR AN IN CARE OF AN INDIVIDUALS TO PROPAGATE ISLAM.

I HAVE HAD COURSE TO MAKE DONATIONS TO ORGANIZATIONS HERE THROUGH MY RELATIVES AND FRIENDS BEFORE NOW WHO ABSCUNDED WITH THE FUNDS AND USED FOR THEIR OWN SELFISH INTEREST BECAUSE NOBODY TO HELP ME FOLLOW THEM UP.

I WILL BE LEAVING THIS MATTER IN THE CARE OF MY LAWYER WHO YOU WILL WORK WITH. I KNOW THIS MAIL WILL DEFINETELY COME TO YOU AS SUPRISE BUT I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT : ALLAH TEST HIS SUBJECTS IN MANY DIFFERENTS WAYS.
THIS HE SAID IN THE HOLY QURAN IN MANY VERSES. TO CITE A FEW : (HQ: AND THUS DO WE TRY SOME OF THEM BY OTHERS SO THAT THEY SAY: ARE THESE THEY UPON WHOM ALLAH HAS CONFERRED BENEFIT FROM AMOUNG US? DOES NOT ALLAH BEST KNOW THE GRATEFUL? 6:53)

1. ALLAH WON'T ASK ABOUT SOCIAL STATUS BUT WILL ASK WHAT KIND OF CLASS YOU DISPLAYED.

2. ALLAH WON'T ASK HOW MANY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS YOU HAD, BUT WILL ASK IF THEY DICTATED YOUR LIFE.

3. ALLAH WON'T ASK HOW MANY PROMOTIONS YOU RECEIVED, BUT WILL ASK HOW MANY YOU PROMOTE OTHERS.

4. ALLAH WON'T ASK WHAT YOU DID TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS, BUT WILL ASK WHAT YOU DID TO PROTECT THE RIGHT OF OTHERS.

5. ALLAH WON'T ASK IN WHAT NEIGHBOURHOOD YOU LIVED, BUT WILL ASK HOW YOU TREATED YOUR NEIGHBORS.

6. ALLAH WON'T ASK ABOUT THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN, BUT WILL ASK ABOUT THE CONTENT OF YOUR CHARACTER.

7. ALLAH WON'T ASK HOW MANY TIMES YOUR DEED MATCHED YOUR WORDS, BUT WILL ASK HOW MANY TIMES THEY DIDN'T.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SO SOON THEN I WILL SEND YOU MY LAWYER CONTACT TO ENABLE YOU CONTACT HIM.

YOUR INTERESTED ME TO PROPAGATE ISLAM. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED OR NOT, ONE THING I WILL BEG YOU FOR IS THAT PLEASE INCLUDE ME IN YOUR PRAYERS.

ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO ALLAH WHO BROUGHT EVERY THING INTO EXISTENCE AND MAY THE PEACE AND BLESSING OF ALLAH BE UPON OUR NOBLE PROPHET MOHAMMAD ( PEACE BE UPON HIM) AND HIS VIRTUOUS ADORERS TILL THE DAY OF JUDGMENTS.

WHAT ELSE SHOULD I SAY OTHER THAT WE SHOULD MEET ALLAH WITH CLEAN MIND AND CLEAN CONSCIENCE.

MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU AS YOU RESPOND TO ME.

SALAM

YOUR SISTER IN ISLAM

SISTER AISHA RASHEED

Propagate Islam? She don't know me very well, do she?

I feel her pain. Her Muslim friends are all worthless ingrates who care about nothing but their own selfish interests. Her Muslim family will steal all her booty funds the first chance they get. Which is really confusing since Muhammad is their perfect example and they are imitating him to a tee...

But now, Aisha is appealing to this Infidel for assistance. And as much as I would like to relieve this Muslimah of her $8,000,000 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR burden, I simply do not have it in my interested to propagate a cult founded by a child molester and rapist.

In case you want to help poor Aisha with her dilemma, her email is: [email protected] I want my cut.

Peace be upon you.

  #TROP


Comments:

#1 Kevin 20-Jun-2008
"$8.000.000 MILLION"

That is 8 trillion dollars! Why does DMartyr always luck into these things? It's not fair.
#2 WhackaDhimmi 20-Jun-2008
Nice to see this scam targeting Muslims, eh?
#3 DMartyr 20-Jun-2008
WhackaDhimmi - That was my initial thought as well. I should reply as a muslime and tell her she should be targeting her scam at the kuffar...

But then again, she probably knows that, but is hoping the appeal of a muslime to a muslime will make a kafir take the bait.

:)
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