Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
The title of this one says it all: Cinder blocks make bad dumbbells—
This message was brought to you by the "Probably Too Old To Be Chuck Norris" Club.Update:
Joke which occurred to me hours
after the fact (yeah, that really is the norm for me)—Cinder blocks make bad dumbbells. Old guys who think they're Chuck Norris make great ones!
Or something to that effect. You've gotta work with me here, it's Friday before the beach! ;)