Back from the honeymoon already, Mahmoud?
Me too, Mahmoud! Me too.
We're officially heading to the beach today, so I won't be online for a while. With any luck,
DMartyr and
captainfish will be able to take care of your news fix for the next week-ish, so y'all won't get bored or anything.
Oh, and if any of you need to get
ahold of me, my Blackberry will officially be at the bottom of the Bay.
(Kidding! ;) I may be a bit slow answering my e-mails, though...)
Dictatorship
Comments:
Does your wife know you are going out to the beach?
Now back to the image: "YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON 'THE BURQHA IS RIGHT'"!
or
"The lies that I tell my ho's can fit in a shoe box this big"
or
"I once caught a fish this big"
or
"you know, when I stand next to our anti-American nuclear powered popcorn poppers, my brain feels this big"
(I will save the flavorful ones for Cletus. hehehe)