Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.
Our little pal Mahmoud runs into troubles of the flatulent nature during the most inopportune moments.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the photo definitely might have been manipulated badly or so. Let's just say I wanted to spare our pal Donkeyrock
some trouble, shall we?
Original photo here
, though I'd recommend not clicking on the link if you're a Windows user. You know how troublesome those Iranian government websites can be...